I Lowkey Ship You And Brandon Calvillo And I Apologize.

Shoutout To:

-Shoutout to all the pansexuals who are told, “that’s just another word for bisexual” -Shoutout to all the bisexuals who get erased by the media and told, “it’s just a phase” -Shoutout to all the gay boys just realizing that maybe, just maybe, girls aren’t for them -Shoutout to all the gay girls who are just realizing that hey, maybe I want a Princess instead of a Prince Charming -Shoutout to all the trans boys who have to deal with menstrual cycles and misgendering and testosterone to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the transgirls who have to go through hormones and misgendering to achieve what you already are -Shoutout to all the aro/asexuals who are erased from the community and are told, “You just haven’t met the right person yet.” -Shoutout to all the queer people who are searching for the right term for them, and those who feel most comfortable not defining themselves with a specific term You are all valid. You are all beautiful. ❤️💛💚💙💜

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

*Doing a friendship race during the carry your partner portion*

Cartoonz: *Carrying Ohm bridal-style, jogging a little and talking calmly with him*

Wildcat: *Sprints past, carrying Mini over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming*

it sharpens me like A KNIFE

Dissociation is the worst defense mechanism; your brain is like “existing here in the real world is gettin kinda difficult so how about you chill out here in the void instead.. oh is this an inopportune time? Are you in the middle of a conversation? Taking a test? Yeah? Ok great welcome to the v o i d”

research

fits

- ‘leader’ but has no idea what he’s doing

- looks pure, is not

- “just go with the flow man”

- save him

john hates his job

- sexuality??? just does what he wants

- the mom™

- “I’m not really racist guys”

- cutie

swaggy

- anger is condensed because of his height

- the dad™

- “Dare me to…”

- angry, screams, possibly dangerous

iNutt

- the most mature one because low standards

- cute laughs a lot because he’s a happy boy

- *with friends* “it’s okay we are with the special needs program”

- protect

Raccc

- multiple restraining orders he doesn’t know of

- looks like ‘fouseytube with hair’

- “G-Force didn’t get the recognition it deserved”

- mystery man

Zucker

- kid in magazines parents are warned about

- swaggy and john’s kid

- “I’m a primitive disgusting animal”

- oi g’day aussie mate

Smini

- sweet Canadian child

- Cryoz’s bestie and helps him survive

- *out of breath wheeze* “stop…”

- youngling

Cryoz

- THE vape brother presented here today

- Smini’s bestie and makes sure he matches outfits

- “it may not seem that it be like that, but it do”

- emo

hey it’s fuckin uhhhhh bbs dudes as vines

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me)