Darksorceress16 - Darksorceress16

idk why i find this so funny

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

Do you play any sports?

I run away from my feelings

do it.

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a m b i g u o u s

Mini: [holding an ambiguous bottle] Is this whiskey or perfume?

Kryoz: [grabs and chugs the entire bottle]

Kryoz: It’s perfume.

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

so we had some bs "service learning day" today and one of the activities was to sit through four hours of people talking on flimsy ass bleachers. people got rowdy n loud as usual, so when the teachers finally got sick of it one teacher grabbed the mic and basically said that if the people wanted to leave they could get up and go into the upper gym to sit quietly. half of the assembly of like 300 kids got up and left. they tried to guilt us into not going but like,, no one gave a single shit.

its a bunch of stressed, bored teens what did they expect

Adam:*singing* making my way downtown

Adam: walking fast

Max: *glares at Adam & balls fists*

Adam: walking faster

hey it’s fuckin uhhhhh bbs dudes as vines