Golden Backup Vocals

Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans: 

Me getting ready to drop an @everyone in the server at 3 am

“No one is better at fucking us over than we are”

-The Misfits

Kryoz, jumps from one moving vehicle to another: Parkour.

Moo: wILL YOU STOP DOING THAT

hey it’s fuckin uhhhhh bbs dudes as vines

Smii7y: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Moo, taking the coffee pot as he walks by: What if you don’t.

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

MY LLAMA