Everybody Go Watch A Minecraft Movie In Theaters, It's Peak.

Innocent little kid sister that just REALLY wants to hangout with big brother 🤝 icky older brother that makes her play truth or dare so he can make her do more and more depraved things with him and use her like a mindless little toy

i wish i had a stalker tbh

like a real one who would follow me home and watch my every move.

the kind that writes diary entries in their own blood, leaves their hair and clothes in my presence to let me know that i'm not alone.

and when they prove their love to me, they're going to make sure i reciprocate by any means necessary. that i'll be theirs, only theirs, from that point forward.

but alas, maybe i'm the one who has to be that stalker.

What is your favorite porn category?

i don't watch porn, really! it's not that i don't want to or don't have access to it, i just don't really find the need to most of the time. i had unrestricted internet access from a very young age (like i had access to a computer and the internet when i wasn't even old enough to walk straight). i probably had a porn addiction at some point in my life, though. maybe i should give it a comeback to make myself more of a pervert or smth.

so i don't know if i really have any particular "favorites." i guess things like milfs?? and i guess "femboys" or whatever but i don't like categorizing a whole group of people as a porn category! i just like feminine men.

anyways

bon nuit mes cheris et cheries, je vous aime tous.

i wish i was better at dirty talk

i wish i was better at explaining exactly what i want to do to/with someone

i wish i was better at actually going through on my mental plans

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i was a baller

i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her

just had freaky dog sex w/ @cyanospectre while listening to linkin park during a thunderstorm

manifesting ace attorney now... give me lawyer yaoi, tumblr WHERE ARE YOU HIDING IT???

13 :3

Dirty talk

Specifically really graphic, visceral dirty talk (explaining what you want/want to do to or with me in great detail)

Or just descriptions in general. I've been realizing that I actually enjoy erotic literature (when it's not... y'know, cringe) and I think slow, gradual descriptions of scenes is really one of my favorite things

Beyond that, tears, mental illness, glasses (not even sexual I just think they're cute), and like uhhh I guess even though I hate showing it, I do really like being doted on. Like a mother or something who just wants the best for me. (I never really got that much attention if you couldn't tell)

Goofy ahh semi-serious rant

The main reason I don't really talk about my attraction to men is that I don't really want attention from them on here. At least cis men. They're usually just selfish or think that they're owed something that they're not. To anyone reading this, you don't have to give anybody (especially pushy men) any of your time and attention.

Don't get me wrong, I love men!

...irl, at least. I've only dated men/masc people irl. Although a couple were almost completely online but they were not sexual.

It's just that women (and trans men ofc) are usually FAR more patient and respectful. There are exceptions of course, as there are with any sweeping generalizations, I'm just speaking from experience and what I've seen from a lot of people on here.

Long story short, men be cautious while interacting. Here, there, anywhere. 90% of the time you won't even get what you want. Be a kind and interesting person FIRST AND FOREMOST. Sexual stuff is fine, but that's not what a majority of people want all the time.

Sorry if I said anything unintentionally offensive, I'm really terrible at wording my thoughts in contexts like this. Ask for clarification if necessary :3

Rant over