I Wish I Had A Stalker Tbh

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Tobacco? No, smoking tobacco scares me. I wish I could smoke weed but I unfortunately rarely have access to it.

And stargazing. Like just driving out into the middle of nowhere where light pollution isn't an issue and then just looking up at the stars with a telescope. Better with a picnic blanket.

What is your favorite porn category?

i don't watch porn, really! it's not that i don't want to or don't have access to it, i just don't really find the need to most of the time. i had unrestricted internet access from a very young age (like i had access to a computer and the internet when i wasn't even old enough to walk straight). i probably had a porn addiction at some point in my life, though. maybe i should give it a comeback to make myself more of a pervert or smth.

so i don't know if i really have any particular "favorites." i guess things like milfs?? and i guess "femboys" or whatever but i don't like categorizing a whole group of people as a porn category! i just like feminine men.

problems with sharing a room

they snore!!

they're generally loud in their sleep

we have different sleeping preferences (like temperature and shit)

(and i can't stress this enough) i can't goon all night!!! i mean, i probably wouldn't anyway but i'd at least like to have the option.

hot take: submissive yandere

this is my type when it comes to women

(please don't explode me tumbles <3)

i would literally be so easy to kidnap

just tell me you're going to give me sour patch watermelons and the world will never see me again

and it'd take me like a solid 30 minutes of being in the van until i realize that there never were any sour patch watermelons

update (don't have names for them rn)

my minecraft pets

their names are lard and coconut oil :3

i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff

im BORED chat send asks please 💔

could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start

if there are any lurkers who see everything i post but don't follow or int then i hope you know that i love you just as much as my most beloved mutual

I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you