Goofy Ahh Semi-serious Rant

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Submissive, (mostly) hairless, generally feminine but that's honestly not a requirement (kinda just cause I'm a bit feminine) and uhhhh ideally shorter than me

Basically a guy I could just really step on and overpower y'know?

What is your favorite porn category?

i don't watch porn, really! it's not that i don't want to or don't have access to it, i just don't really find the need to most of the time. i had unrestricted internet access from a very young age (like i had access to a computer and the internet when i wasn't even old enough to walk straight). i probably had a porn addiction at some point in my life, though. maybe i should give it a comeback to make myself more of a pervert or smth.

so i don't know if i really have any particular "favorites." i guess things like milfs?? and i guess "femboys" or whatever but i don't like categorizing a whole group of people as a porn category! i just like feminine men.

my home page is a 50/50 mixture of the most down bad shit known to mankind, the kinds of things that would make god fall to his knees in tears, wondering what he had wrought upon the world he claimed to love... and the other half is gay lawyers and toxic yaoi.

i love tumblr.

shhh just go back to sleep, it's okay. i just couldn't help myself, you looked so pretty with your eyes closed.

but we wouldn't want you to stay like that, would we?

Have you/would you rape someone? if so what’s is your biggest fantasy or what happened?

have i? no. the only "physical" crime i've committed is trespassing when i was 9. at least the only thing that could be considered a real crime, you know?

would i? depends, again. is it a random person that i just met? maybe. is it someone i actually know/trust? probably not! i wouldn't want to betray their trust in me and risk losing them forever for me taking that one step too far. unless they wouldn't remember it, of course.

but again, i'm still clinging to morality.

i don't know if i have any specific fantasies at the moment, but i suppose gr00ming has been particularly hot to me recently... and maybe stuff like date r4pe/somno. like either taking someone out on a date and slipping pills into their drink or just straight up breaking into their house. (i know how to pick locks! kinda.)

i don't normally remember my dreams but i dreamed about ace attorney guys i might be a little bit... gulp... obsessed? no way!!!

im BORED chat send asks please 💔

could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start

this but they're all just completely impossible to interpret and understand, let alone put into words.

i wanna start just posting my unfiltered thoughts on here but most of them r like i need to have freaky nasty sex and then get brutally murdered and that’s about it

current mood:

(couldn't sleep)