I'm Gonna Say Most Of This Shit Was Caused By A Handful Of Humans In Particular, And Made Worse By That

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.

Me: hypothetically, would I be able to make it so the laws of gravity apply to everything except spiders? And if I were to do that, would all the spiders begin to ascend as they no longer have to abide by the rules that keep them down?

Genie:

"Isn't it so pretty?" -Libra

I should probably be sleeping but instead I wanted to draw Dr. Phil as an anime schoolgirl soooooo :>

"I swear to God if you try to cremate our pets in the oven one more time it'll be the last thing you do"

Guys I need help from the deep depths of tumblr

What are some weird motives for murder?

I need this for writing purposes I promise

My instagram: My life is great! I wake up refreshed, feeling and looking good, ready to tackle the day!

My tumblr: fucfucfucfuc where did I put the thing goddamnit my life is falling to pieces

Yes pls these bad bois are my escape from everything happening when I need a break let's keep the babeys away from the serious shit happening

Guys pls dont be tone deaf and link Alfred F Jones to current events. This is serious stuff going on and we shouldnt be using tags abt blm/protests/police brutality to shove Hetalia in ppl's faces.

Okay I know the bible is basically a shared google doc turned into a tumblr shitpost, but can we start talking about 1 Corinthians 7:5? It's essentially saying "when you're not praying, you better be having sex or else satan will get you" and this was the highlight of my boring ass bible study

@howaboutyoudont I've found my people in the mafia side of tumblr

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

It's my mental breakdown and I get to project my issues onto my favorite characters