I Should Probably Be Sleeping But Instead I Wanted To Draw Dr. Phil As An Anime Schoolgirl Soooooo :>

This is my new fursona

Sonic (2019)

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

i would let nyo america step on me then thank her

God damn it I'm so fucking pissed right now and I have literally no reason to be but here I am, wanting to smash in someone's skull with a crowbar

5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

H2Omies

Hey quick question: What if I enjoy both soda and water about the same?

Gotta cut out on the soda hommie.

Your blood will thank you

Cutie

Idea: Alfred finally brings someone home. They head to the bedroom, open the door…

…and there’s a race car bed. :)

Y'all I really dont deserve my great grandma. Me and my brother went to visit her today with some great aunts and uncles, and I was leaning down to give grandma a hug, and one of my great aunts said, "dont you think those shorts are a little bit too short for a young lady?" And my 86 year old great grandma went, "oh, shes fine Elaine, those shorts look quite nice on her," and then she gave me another hug and whispered, "Grandma's always on your side," and idk why but that hit my in the feels and my great grandma is too good for this world