Its Actually Far More Humane To Shear The Sheep Than It Is To Leaders The Coat On, As It Leads To Infections

xiyao: ugly, dry, jin guangyao manipulated and lied to lxc for their entire relationship and hurt/killed ppl important to him, doesnt involve nie mingjue, no potential

nielan: sexy as fuck, so much potential, free real estate, dramatic and tender, two sect leaders, involves nie mingjue, nmj genuenly cared for lxc, overall good

OhKAY so I'm learning Spanish rn and have a pretty good understanding of the language, though I'm really not fluent at all, I can pick up what people are saying and can talk a little in Spanish. Anyways now I'm trying to learn Italian too, and am just making broad assumptions about the conjugation charts based on how similar it is to spanish and can someone please tell me what the abbreviations noi. and voi. mean bc I've been assuming they're like the nosotros and vosotros of Italian

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

I should probably be sleeping but instead I wanted to draw Dr. Phil as an anime schoolgirl soooooo :>

I needed practice drawing abs so here's an absolutely shredded Alfred

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.

Me: hypothetically, would I be able to make it so the laws of gravity apply to everything except spiders? And if I were to do that, would all the spiders begin to ascend as they no longer have to abide by the rules that keep them down?

Genie:

Resolution Progress

France: This year, I promise to be less of a slut.

Russia: That’s the same thing you said last year.

France: No, but I have progress! Last year, I can fit seven fireworks in my ass, but now, I can only fit four!

England, shaking: How the bloody fuck did you measure that?

I cant believe this every real American can spot the second egg you actual turnip

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What?

Yo what the fuck

Gay hair????

Tecnically, my hair is gay because its not straight.