For A While Now I've Been Trying To Figure Out My Sexuality And All That Jazz, So I've Been Looking At

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

it does not happen legally in America and plenty of other healthier countries, and I thought you pro choice types would support lives sacrificed for the greater good 👀 also you're quick to judge a conservative nation which really conservatism just means reserved; but want to ignore that Hitler was a communist which is an extreme way of socialism yay Bernie. pretty sure AMERICAN traditions are far different than Iran's.

Darling, I dont think Hitler was a communist. He was as Authoritarian as one, but had completely different ideas on how the market should be run. In fact, he felt threatened by communists and they were the first people he sent to camps and killed. I sure hope you made a typo and you meant Stalin, so that is what I will assume. Bernie believes in a more socialized society, not a communist one. He is a less extreme Stalin/communist, but if you use that argument Trump is just a less extreme Hitler/nazi. It goes both ways.

LGBTQABC123

Gaystopo

Gay-BLT

Angry fruit loops

A Compilation of What I've Seen Far Rights Call The LGBTQ+ Comunity

The Alphabet People

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Unstoppable Sexual Degenerates

Socialist Homos

Rainbow Freaks

You know what needs to stop?

Genderbending only one character in a relationship to make the relationship hetero/homosexual.

Seriously. If you're going to make a genderbent AU, dont half ass it and only change the gender of one.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

My gorl

So you know how the davie episode is sad af, and at the end it immediately cuts to italy’s spastic dancing? This edit is what I think of whenever I watch it. I’m funny I swear

Y'all I really dont deserve my great grandma. Me and my brother went to visit her today with some great aunts and uncles, and I was leaning down to give grandma a hug, and one of my great aunts said, "dont you think those shorts are a little bit too short for a young lady?" And my 86 year old great grandma went, "oh, shes fine Elaine, those shorts look quite nice on her," and then she gave me another hug and whispered, "Grandma's always on your side," and idk why but that hit my in the feels and my great grandma is too good for this world

My bad bro, guess I've just seen too many posts where the blame is put on the average, individual person rather than mega corporations and the incredibly wealthy. It really should be obvious, but unfortunately, too many people spread stuff that insinuates this is the fault of the lower classes, and you as an individual should have been able to stop it :/ (your original post is very accurate tho, sorry if my reply came off as harsh or attacking your post, definitely didn't mean it that way)

fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.

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