My Bad Bro, Guess I've Just Seen Too Many Posts Where The Blame Is Put On The Average, Individual Person

The infinitive for this is Danny Devitar and I died laughing at that

girlfriend: *breathes*

me: amazing. lovely. serene. a goddess among mere mortals

Akfjslenskw thank you I love it so much!!! :3

I’m so sorry @cunfuzzled for taking this long. I was really trying to get it out but the holidays got super busy with family events, sports tournaments in different states, rehearsing for my last high school play ever where I was cast as one of the leads. (The play happens to be frozen and learning Elsa’s lines and songs take a lot of time) But anyways I choose prompt 3 with a mixture of cooking together. I also made a second story on the intelligence agent prompt I just have to find it so I can post it. But I wanted to get this one out to you now. I hope you enjoy it!

@spring-has-come

It's late o'clock and I just found my group didn't do their part of the project so here I am, sobbing and shoveling pasta into my face like the world ends tomorrow, trying to figure out how the fuck you fo quadratic regression without a graphing calculator

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.

Me: hypothetically, would I be able to make it so the laws of gravity apply to everything except spiders? And if I were to do that, would all the spiders begin to ascend as they no longer have to abide by the rules that keep them down?

Genie:

Oof

Feeling like a burnt sack of potatoes @confuzzled

👌

@howaboutyoudont look its us

yes, they’re also gay and madly in love

Me: *sobbing* I cant do it anymore this is the third time today I've broken down please I cant do it anymore

My Mom: :) oh you'll get through it :) trust me I know what you're feeling :) just be a trooper and do some more work :) remember your grades are dropping :) maybe if you worked harder you wouldn't feel like this :))))