You know what needs to stop?
Genderbending only one character in a relationship to make the relationship hetero/homosexual.
Seriously. If you're going to make a genderbent AU, dont half ass it and only change the gender of one.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
liberals: what about the children in Iran! us: uhh you mean the children that Iran leaders have raped, and killed for not obeying men, being gay or not wanting to marry at 10 hmmm okay yeah it's clearly just about "killing children"
Nobody goes to war looking to kill children. Very few people want to kill children. However, they are always a casualty. Regardless of whether you want to kill children or not, when you fight in civilian zones and target culturally important sites, there will be civilian casualties. The only way to avoid this is to not fight the war. War is devastating to everyone except those in power. And I do not support children being raped, killed for homosexuality, or being married off at 10. It is absolutely abhorrent when this happens, and a disgrace upon the world. However, this happens everywhere, not just Iran. It doesnt happen in Iran nearly as much as the pro war media would like you to believe. In fact, most Iranians are normal people, with normal lives, like you and me. Their government is conservative and corrupt, the same could be said of ours. This does not justify the start of a war that will take a toll on innocent people.
So I feel like Lan Zhan's perspective is needed, so here goes:
I sat quietly, watching a very drunk Jiang Cheng try to hit on XiChen, who was already his boyfriend. I exhaled slightly, mentally cursing Wei Ying for bringing me to this party. Everyone was drunk, high, or passed out somewhere in the noisy house. It was already three hours past the time I normally went to bed, and Wei Ying was nowhere to be found. I got up, ready to retrieve my husband and go home. I looked around the house for a bit, before I ran into Nie Huaisang.
He was clearly intoxicated, with blushed cheeks and slurred speech. He waved his fan in front of his face and smiled at me. "Hey, Wangji,"
"Hello," I greeted him curtly. "Have you seen Wei Ying?" I inquired.
"Wei Ying? I don't know exactly, but I assume he's the one crying and shouting 'Notice me senpai' from Jiang Cheng's closet," Nie Huaisang giggled, noticing my slight look of confusion.
"He's stoned off his ass. Everytime someone enters the closet, he screams 'NOTICE ME SENPAI', so we just sort of closed the door on him. If it helps, his cries got weaker as time went on," He explained.
I was immediately worried. Had he gotten hurt? Had someone hurt him? I quickly raced up to Jiang Cheng's room, and threw open the closet door. Sure enough, Wei Wuxian was sprawled on the floor, crying.
He saw me, and let out a weak, breathy, "Notice me senpai..." before dropping his head to the floor once more. He looked pathetic and sad lying on the floor, high on god knows what. I picked him up, lifting under his knees and arms to carry him bridal style, close to my chest.
He leaned his head into my neck and sniffed violently loud, before murmuring, "This is the good shit..." Wei Ying promptly passed out in my arms. I planted a soft kiss on his forehead, and began to carry him downstairs to go home.
Au idea for MDZS: WWX is a smushed closet pot brownie. LWJ just walks into the closet, picks up the pot brownie and leaves.
Headcannon:
Aph America knows just about every major language, but rarely speaks them because he thinks American English is far superior
Draw the squad but as weird ass Hetalia screenshots
Both me and the person who got it for me would be dead it's perfect
Electric Kazoo
I drew more!!
Boomer: What’s trending with the kids nowadays?
Gen Z: Pain
Hey just my two cents but one issue with trying to ban all guns or put restrictions on guns is than anyone who legally acquired their weapons before the law was put in place cannot be forced to give them up, due to the fact they bought it legally before. This makes it extremely difficult to do things like have more restrictions on specifically the guns themselves. However, it would be easy and efficient to put in place a law that requires regular mental health/background checks as well as regular tests to ensure you know how to use it properly. This would also allow people like hunters and target shooters to continue their hobbies while hopefully keeping these weapons out of the hands of people who cant use them/ will hurt others with them
Hi I'm way too deep into the hetalia fandom someone please help me
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