Y'all I Really Dont Deserve My Great Grandma. Me And My Brother Went To Visit Her Today With Some Great

Gay hair????

Tecnically, my hair is gay because its not straight.

Our plan is no plan at all! -Alfred during Allied Forces meeting one day

I saw this and

I had to

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okay weirdest conversation i ever had this guy said that gay animals are okay but gay humans aren’t because we’re smarter and should know better

rb if you’re gay because you’re too stupid to know better

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

Reblogging bc you know ya girl carries all her fat in the stomach area

hey if you’ve got a soft tummy that sticks out, welcome to the club bitch, you cool as hell and perfectly fine. enjoy yourself.

I feel like America's cooking skills are either fabulous or absolutely horrendous, no in between. like one night he'll make a high effort, very good, classic dinner or something and another night he'll mix gogurt and glue together and call it a day

That’s exactly it. Like when he has guests over, he’ll make a beautiful dinner to brag about How Great He’s Doing and “Wow ur lives are so sad this meal isn’t even the best thing I can make ahaha ;)))” Like he has the most refined fucking palette in the world but then when he’s alone he goes and looks through his crusty old basement cellar at 3AM to find that piece of macaroni art of England he made a hundred years ago and pray it isn’t carrying the plague

:P

:>

I feel like Ukraine would be hella cute as a 50's diner waitress, click for better quality :>

Also the shitty background definitely didn't take me half an hour