Clan Of Three

on my cellular device?

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Illinois: I'll speak French between your legs

Yancy: the hottest things I've ever been told

Wilford: I'm just imagining someone yelling "BONJOUR" at a penis

Captain Magnum: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA

Captain Magnum: HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Y/N, wheezing: TITTY CROISSANTS

Dark: none of you should ever be having sex

KINGS NEED PROTECTION TOO

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

i made another thing because all i see are theories on that video. im sure you know which one 

given the chance would you ever fuck a clone or different version of yourself

Yeah im hot as fuck

another Lilo and Stitch screenshot redraw bc dialogue was spot on and it would be a crime NOT to use it 🥹

My work for rottmnt zine 🐢

I still can't find words to describe it other than "time is cruel"

guys i think yall should follow me im pretty funny and i promise i will start posting stories i actually have a plan

"I have concepts of a plan, I'm not President right now."

me when asked if I have an outline of a fanfic after just brainstorming a new character for 3 hours

"Is This a 'No Way Home' Reference?"

Rise of the TMNT Fandom, I present to you: Leo meeting different versions of himself! Inspired by the great @dianagj-art in a random ask, this 4K word chapter spawned out of it! This is going to be multiple chapters in that regard!

Summary: In the heat of a battle, Leo is teleported to Mikey's side with the use of his new mystic powers. Thing is, Mikey was warned not to use them on his brothers.

All AU’s that I used on this project, some haven't made an appearance yet, but trust me they're going to! (And apologies for all the @s, I just want to give proper credit!)

Like Father Like Son - by @eternalglitch Separarted AU - @cupcakeslushie Blood Bath - @trubblegumm Mutant Ninja Midlife Crisis - @mutantninjamidlifecrisis Odd Man Out - @threestripeslider Feral AU - @/cupcakeslushie Celestial AU - @ashwii Separated Leo - @/dianagj-art Tot-Pocalypse- @pastadorable Life Mission: Save My Brothers - @daedelweiss Homogenous - @shadowoffandoms (me!) <;- results may vary whether this rascal appears or not

Ethan: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired.' everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy’.

Mark: i'm so sleepy of your shit.