Given The Chance Would You Ever Fuck A Clone Or Different Version Of Yourself

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

FUCK YES THEY MAKE ME FEEL POWERFUL

you can’t raise an entire generation on stories of “chosen ones” and young heros who band together with there friends and overthrow corrupt governments and evil figures and systems, gen z was raised on stories of heros doing what is right and fighting for what they believe in and who were willing to do whatever it takes to make change happen and then expect them NOT TO DO JUST THAT?!?! like wtf did you expect?!? and on top of all that we don’t fear death so there it literally nothing stopping us

Miguel lends himself so well to monochrome pieces

Sketches for a deal I made

Gravity Fowls ,,,,,

Ethan: You know what really bothers me? When crunchy food goes stale, it becomes soft  and chewy, but when soft food goes stale, it turns crunchy. What kind of twisted sick joke is that?

Mark, on the phone: ethan its 3am go to sleep 

🤍 They have a boy band and it's called the trauma boys 🤍