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spideypool thing from last year 😦

i fell called out smh

Happy Birthday!

To me :^)

Well, technically tomorrow 2 June, but I somehow finished this today.

I thought I'd have finished the Krang infection comic by now so I could have a happy birthday ending, but we're not there yet.

I uh never draw backgrounds or like to colour, but I love fully coloured pieces and well here we are. Trying my best to create something out of my comfort zone.

As a bday gift to myself I'm going to watch the new spiderverse tomorrow evening!

listen I don't like aemond but him letting larys think he was about to become hand and letting him start his little Oscar-thank-you-speech to immediately cutting him off like "ew not you. you set ur family on fire little ugly toad. fetch me grandpappy otto" was almost cartoonishly hilarious

is this a meme template? 

Donnie: Leo we need to talk about your last will

Leo: What about it?

Raph: Well, first, the fact that you wrote a will is worrying-

Donnie: And the only thing you wrote was ‘bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with the archaeologists lmao’

THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES

it's so fucking scary how close the election is. dear god, PLEASE FUCKING VOTE.

WE HAVE 8 DAYS, 8 DAYS UNTIL THE RIGHTS OF OVER HALF OF THE COUNTRY ARE DECIDED FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.

please, vote by mail, vote at the polls on the third, vote early, JUST PLEASE FUCKING VOTE. i have never been more scared and terrified for my future, and millions of people across this country feel the same way.

god, vote this man out. vote out this fucking coward. don't vote for yourself, vote for george floyd who didn't make it back to his family that day. vote for the immigrant children put in cages and separated from their parents. vote for women who deserve a choice for their own body. vote for the millions of people who will lose healthcare in the middle of a pandemic. vote for the lgbtq+ community who can't get married. vote for the fucking climate. vote for the over 200,000 PEOPLE WHO DIED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT COULDVE BEEN PREVENTED.

please. fucking. vote.

Dream, faced with imprisonment: guess I can’t gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way outta this one, boys