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Idk if literally anyone relates to this but I already made the meme so I don't care lmao

me, eating a maximum 500-700 calories a day, when the superskinny on supersize vs super skinny apparently eating 1100 calories a day and the voiceover woman says that’s less calories than a toddler needs:

♡my currently favourite thinspo♡

When you’re in the middle of a binge and you realize what you’ve done 🤡🤡

When my friends point out my binge eating disorder symptoms

My ED and I looking in the mirror at my body for the last time before bed:

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

Terriyaki Eggplant Steak Plate-188 cals

This whole plate:188 cals!!

with 18 grams of protein (mainly from the cottage cheese) I swear I'm a whore for cottage cheese

The spring mix covered a lot of the egg plant steak but the 2 thick slices of egg plant were 38 cals

101 cals for the entire large 416g eggplant!(if you wanted)

Also the xanthan gum, soy sauce and tomato juice was used to make a "terriyaki" sauce for 17 cals--there was so much left over I used some as a dressing over the spring mix

I'll post a better picture with a recipe if yall want

Dont like broccoli?

I didnt really mind broccoli before

Like i had either broccoli or green beans w/ almost every (savory type) meal that also included protein and stuff and used it as a low cal filler for more volume and as a palate cleanser tbh

I liked the taste but i wouldnt say i liked it more than a jap sweet potato (GOSH WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE EVEN MORE CALORIFIC THAN A NORMAL SWEET POTATO)

bUT BITCHHHH when i started Roasting em florets (either in the oven or in the microwave) instead of boiling

when they start getting brown stripes on the stem fUCKKKKK

I could now just eat it straight up instead of roasted jap sweet potatoes (i still like j.st.potaters better buttttttttt)

This has a jerky like texture which<3

AND no microwaving veggies DOES NOT make it lose most/all of its nutritional value,,,, thats just a widespread misconception based on hypothesis and findings from few earlier studies, that have been disproved since, which have been exacerbated by popular media...

notice how after boiling veggies youre able to make a broth? Ye those are "lost" nutrients that came from the veg..

Ofc some nutrients are gonna be lost through microwaving but not AS much since its a quicker cooking process

You can look further into this subject if it interests you, but i won't bore yall too much w/ info i find interesting

But also hey if you like boiled/steamed broccoli im not taking that away from ya. prepare it however you wish, just sharing a way I found brocolli more enjoyable for me thats all

When u finally lose alot of weight and restrict well and you're excited to hit another GW but your body says nope here u go, u should hit a

P L A T E A U 💫

👁👄👁... thanks bitch, u must be fun at parties... Mrs.Body 👁👄👁🔫

(Sorry I love my memes, the only way to describe how I feel 🤡)

Chemical Diet

hey ppl :))

I wanted to share this diet and maybe help out a few ppl. Even though it’s my first day today, I tried it a year ago and within 4 days I lost a kilo (2.2 pounds) and ever since then I never gained it back. This time I’m planning on being more committed and if anyone wants I can post updates :))

Also sorry for the picture being blurry my friend sent it to me through Instagram :(

If you do this, I wish you good luck :)

Side effects of Eating Disorders

Okay, so- I’m making this post because there’s some, or even a lot of side effects on this list that some people who struggle with ED’s don’t know about. Of course, not all of these will apply to everyone. When I first developed mine in 7th grade (so long ago now, haha) I was shocked when my therapist told me some side effects, so I’d share them with you so you all know you aren’t going crazy!

•Rapid weight loss or weight gain (obviously)

•Dislike for the taste of food

•Urge to vomit (even if you aren’t bulimic)

•Hair thinning/hair loss

•Frequent hiccups

•Body Dysmorphia

•Feeling cold

•Dry skin

•Bingeing

•Pale/yellow skin

•Purple nails or lips

•Puffy eyes

•Easily angered or irritable

•Dizziness

•Fatigue

•Constipation

•A change in menstrual cycles

•Depression

•Bursts of energy

•Fine body hair, similar to peach fuzz

•Acne

•Apathy/ not enjoying things you once loved

•Overexercizing/ constant need to exercize

•Inability to eat normal amounts (typically after you’ve had your ED for a while)

•Headaches and/or migraines

•Bad breath

•Eroding teeth

•Acid reflux

•Only able to really eat organic/health foods without guilt

•Erectile Dysfunctions

•Trembling/ shivering (without being necessarily cold)

• Dehydration

• Frequent need to pee

Feel free to add more! Help our community know what to possibly expect if they’re new, or to ease the minds of long term folk.

Fast food orders-McDonald’s version

Alright, we all know that feeling when your family or friends want fast food, and the “I’m not hungry” excuse is overused. Now, you probably won’t have time to calculate all the calories, so I’ll do it for you. Here are some low calorie things you can order at popular fast food chains without breaking your limit. All of these orders are under 300 calories.

Breakfast:

•Plain English muffin- 150 cal

^ With butter- +20 cal

^ With strawberry preserves- +35

•Egg White Delight- 250 cal

•Hash Browns- 140 cal

•Egg McMuffin- 290 cal

Lunch:

•Hamburger- 240 cal

•Plain Hamburger- 230 cal

•McDouble (no bun)- 230 cal

• 4 piece nugget (no sauce)-170 cal

•6 piece nugget (no sauce) 250

•Grilled chicken snack wrap (no ranch or cheese)- 190 cal

^ With ranch- +20 cal

^ With cheese- +20 cal

Sides and Desserts:

•Apple Pie- 270 cal

•Apple Slices- 40 cal

•Cone- 240 cal

•Diet coke- 1 cal

•Tea (hot) - 0 cal

•Coffee (black, hot or iced)- 0 cal

• Medium Iced coffee with sugar free French vanilla syrup (no cream)- 5 calories

^ with cream- +95 cal

^ with milk- + 17 cal

•Unsweetened iced tea- 1 cal

•Sweetend iced tea (small)- 90 cal (large)- 110 cal

As a McDonalds worker, I’m surprised we have any low cal foods. But I learned, when I had to eat on my meal break so my friends wouldn’t get suspicious. If it’s your only meal of the day, Try a 4 piece nugget happy meal, with a Diet Coke and apple slices. You even get a toy for eating healthy even at a fear food factory! It’s only 310 calories for a very filling meal. If that’s too, much, get the grilled chicken snack wrap (no cheese or ranch).

november rules

- stay under 800 cal a day, preferably under 500

- 2L water a day, no exceptions

- cheat day once every two weeks, under 3000 cal

- intermittent fasting as often as possible

- never ever ever finish a whole plate, always leave something

- stretch every day

- get up the moment your alarm goes off

- practice self care, face + hair mask once a week

I’m geting back on track, and honestly I’m so excited! these are my rules for the following month<3

Hello guys, gals and non-binary pals. Sorry you’re having a rough time.Check out this Studio Ghibli Lofi Hip Hop Mix I found on youtube  ❤ <—-

Maybe not today, or even tomorrow but someday recovery will start and you will thrive. Until then, please do your best to keep yourself safe. Any little goal you accomplish is valid. If you happen to fall please remember the steps you accomplished to get better. I know this is easier said than done. I believe in you, you’re important.

blood orange 🍊💉

I used to think I can't have ADHD because I wasn't hyperactive.

Not everyone can allow themselves to act on their hyperactivity, so we find ways to redirect or hide the understimulation.

(Sneak introduction to the new inattentive Alien! A hommage to a collab I did with René ♥️)

If yo u’d like to support my work, check out my patreon :)

ɪᴄʜ ᴡᴇʀᴅᴇ ᴅᴀs ʜɪᴇʀ ᴀᴜsᴋᴏᴛᴇɴ.

🔪 🔪 🔪 - 🔪 🔪 - 🔪 🔪 🔪

Captured!MC: ren gets a pet name, what's mine?

Strade: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Fun facts for non trans women about tucking and why you shouldn’t demand it from us

This guide is for cis people and trans men and nonbinary people who don’t need to tuck

It will very easily cause us slight harm

It will very easily cause us great pain

It will very easily cause us permanent painful damage

It will probably make us infertile

It is extremely painful for many, for many it isn’t, but despite the pain we have to do it to be accepted

Around 40% of us can’t do it because our inguinal canals are tiny like they’re supposed to be, like medically if we do this we will 100% be permanently harmed

Why are you looking at our crotches

Just cause heppie tytoos or whatever your new fave drag queen is can do it, doesnt mean every amab can, the drag queen is also probably in pain

Fuck off, we don’t owe you anything

I haven’t done it so far, no one’s pointed it out, except Tumblr users who will “,just check in to see if I’m tuckin okay? I just wanna help you pass!”

hatsune miku figure icons

You are. Epilogue 03

Just keeping that story going!

#pascalcampion

“but there’s no reason for this character to be gay” do u think irl gay people are gay to advance a plot dude

Just because. 👏 You don’t. 👏 Like somebody. 👏 Doesn’t mean. 👏 You can. 👏 Disrespect. 👏 Their pronouns. 👏

Respecting somebody’s gender and pronouns isn’t optional under any circumstances. Not respecting calling somebody by their preferred pronouns is discrimination.

Respect everyone’s gender and pronouns don’t. You don’t get to pick and choose.

What’s the point of labels?

I see this question all the time.

“Whats the point of labels? Microlabels just make things more complicated.”

“There’s no need for more then a few labels. Just use one or two labels.”

And there are a few big reasons why people use microlabels, or may use many labels. I can speak from personal experience, as I use 24 labels for my orientation!

1. Microlabels let people be specific. 

Not all people care about being specific, or a simple labels like gay or bi is specific enough for them. But sometimes hetero, bi, gay, pan or omni are not specific enough. 

Someone may have also have split attraction. They may be heterosexual, panromantic and andro-aesthetic. They may be conformable with just being called panromantic, but some people may not feel comfortable with that label, or don’t feel represented in just that one label. 

Labels are a type of expression and representation. Someone may not feel like the word “bisexual” represents their full attraction. They may feel like their sexuality is fluid, flux, free, spiritual, etc. and that is not “traditionally represented in the word bisexual. They may feel like the word bisexual is restricting, may give people a false idea about them if they use bisexual. 

Some people feel comfort in having one label and like not being specific (or feel like one label is specific enough), but some people fine comfort in microlabels. 

This is the same for gender labels. “Transman” may not feel personal enough, or may lead people to make ideas about them, disregarding the spiritual, fluid, flux, free, feminine, etc. part of their identity as a man. That’s why some may use labels like boyflux, deaboy, magiboy, etc. When one says, “I’m a man” people are usually lead to believe that they are masculine, binary, stable (not fluid/flux/fluix), and that cuts out the deep, personal, etc. part of their identity that doesn’t naturally come with the idea of being a man. 

2. Someone may fit multiple labels. 

Many people find a few labels they fit and are comfortable with that one label. 

But some people may feel like they fit both pansexual and bisexual. Or they may be genderfluid, but don’t feel comfortable with genderfluid, and would rather describe themselves as female, demigender, novigender and agender all at the same time. 

Someone may also still be questioning themselves. They may be questioning between agender, demigender and dryagender, and feel comfortable with using  all of those terms. 

3. It makes people more comfortable.

The soul purpose of labels is to make people more comfortable with themselves and to represent themselves. 

Whether its “I’m a lesbian transwoman” or “I’m a gynosexual idemromantic pangender boyflux person.”

You should use whatever labels you fit, and however many you want. 

If anyone tries to stop you from using “micro Tumblr labels”, ignore them and just remember that those labels are for you, and you use them for you. 

They do not effect anyone else. 

They are tools for you to feel more at home in your body and mind. 

🔥☀️🌱/☁️✨☁️/💨🌧💦

windowsgender stimboard

Has anyone of your characters committed tax evasion?

Yes. Definitely. I would say 4 of my characters, for sure. I’ll list them in order of severity:

Sid [TINR] - Tax evasion by ignorance. Didn’t feel like doing his taxes, forgot about it, and paid the price later. He learned his lesson.

Mason [TPOF] - Lives off the grid. Has never paid taxes in his life. According to the government, he doesn’t exist.

Ren [ BTD2 ] - Commits both tax evasion by not paying his own taxes, and fraudulently files Strade’s taxes [ obviously lying about income sources etc ]

Derek [ TPOF ] - While he’s still ‘under his dad’s thumb’ financially, he has been raised and trained to evade taxes via offshore accounts and bullshit ‘charity contributions’. A classic wall street leech.