Captured!MC: ren gets a pet name, what's mine?
Strade: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!
45 CAL MUG CAKE
This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.
This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:
1 tablespoon flour (28cal)
1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)
1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)
1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)
2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)
1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)
Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.
Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.
Microwave for 50 seconds.
Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.
This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
An aesthetic for a Ren who is recovering after cutting ties with an abusive Strade. Hope you like it!
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