I love you snakes. I love you moss. I love you mushrooms. I love you coyotes. I love you vultures. I love you scavengers. I love you decomposers. I love you vermin, beasts, and creatures. I love you sacred and damned.
Glass was never meant to hold lightning.
Thank you for loving me like your own.
Remember ladies. Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it for breakfast
IT WAS COOKING BY THE BOOK FROM LAZY TOWN
Do y'all know that song that's like the Sophia the First theme but also a little bit like the bridge from Love Shack (B-52s) and also like the Fairy Odd Parents theme? Asking for a friend
May she who is without sin cast the first stone, but then again perhaps those in stained glass houses should not be throwing stones in the first place.
You never realize how much 6 pounds of something really is until you have to pick up 6 pounds of banana bread from the post office
I wish you knew how much I love you.
I can feel it getting duller, drawing it's last breaths. It's okay; it's natural. It's absolutely bittersweet.
I miss you, my dear. I miss how you made me feel. I hope you know that I will always love you. And I am so, so proud of you.
So it goes, I suppose
On a related note, I think that the pepper jack cheese is getting spicier.