Yeah, I work out ;)
(I carry up all the groceries in one trip because I am too stubborn to come back)
The car is rattling. It's subtle; you wouldn't notice it if it wasn't your car. You've been driving it for years. You turn the music up louder and try not to worry.
The check engine light is on.
Did you know that if you pay attention in class you'll understand better (I will not be learning from my mistakes)
Wait. You mean to tell me they named a animal "pee cock?" 🤨
Me, buying a box of strawberries: I hope I can eat all these before they go bad, there are so many
Me, the next day: where did all my berries go 🧍♀️ (I eated them)
Please, just one more year. Give me one more year
Would you still love me if I had nothing to offer you?
I like to think you would.
Something is twisting around my ribs and gripping my tongue. It's sitting in my throat. I can see it, but it won't talk to me. I don't know if it can.