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just made this with probably subpar ingredients and it still blew me away. absolutely phenomenal. i think there is a lot of room for experimentation with the cheeses and i'm excited to make this again!

kill the shift manager in your brain

finally... !

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

i was extremely sleep deprived yesterday when i discovered the dragon survival mod which was LIFE CHANGING when you're on three hours of sleep so of course i made a whole custom texture forest dragon in one day about it. and. just for fun, some concept art i made for it:

This is the only day you can reblog this

@comicaurora

Mice straight up go on missions and no body talks about it

the algorithm is being unkind today i keep having to exorcise it

Fullbody Aquaticas

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call my pants pistons the way i uh. the w\

turning one of these over and over in my head to hear the Tube Sound

the thing with my vague posts is that i HAVE to make sure nobody else can decipher it (easy) but i have to make it possible for FUTURE ME to decipher it (hard)

when the time comes for my vagueblogging to activate i have already forgotten what i planned to do

augh ive been doing so many dragon profiles and nothing but that and im having a crisis because i dont know if im losing my ability to draw people? im struggling with anatomy and idk if its a passing funk or if i am just fucked

you might THINK that pissing off a spring dragon is easiest to deal with because their abilities literally heal anything they touch but they are still big and you know. dragon strong.

EMBER DRAGONS on the other hand. oh you can kick those guys like the football. what are they gonna do? eat rocks about it?

oh shit i forgot to make that post. its been a few months and uh. HAHA YES IM FREE. i sure am. do you get context for this? no. but i remember. :3

one of these days i will make a post thats just like "HAHA YES! I'M FREE!!!!" and then you will know. i will be free.

Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!

for the last time, you CANNOT pet the Sensory Management Companions. they are grown-ass adults and work very hard to keep their clients from being harassed by the Stimuli

no, just because they are night dragons does not mean they are evil. yes i know they literally hide in the clients' shadows. no you cannot pet them. stop asking to pet them.

yes they are doing a good job- do you want to have your color vision revoked for 7-9 business days

my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound

the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.

i am becoming less normal by the day (kissy face emoji

unlucky that everyone else isnt also doingt this. its so fun we should all just be freaks in each others company. but no,,,, i have to know about the weather and local news and sport ball.

platinum dragon stole my car's catalytic converter and then ran away with a x3 on its stupid fucking screen face

You are never safe from electrocution. Maelstrom dragons can only really GET YOU if it's wet, so you might think to escape to the deserts, but watch out

Electrum dragons can more easily GET YOU with their static buildup the drier it is, with water being their counter. The safer you are from one, the more the other can attack

makes you wonder if theres ever been team rocket like duos of these guys

as some of you who pay more attention may know, i have made quite a lot of dragons. so many. and now, i have FINALLY come up with a good name for their world. so now i can loredump without it being confused for the dragon fact blogs (love those guys btw)

any coming posts about my personal silly dragons will be tagged "#dragons of keppel" and/or "#keppel lore"

not sure if all art of them will be, but some will.

I just really fuckin love dragons dude

this bad boy can fit so many organs

He glow

sorry i havent been posting much ive just been going through a lot of life stuff. not like super heavy but the extra energy needed kinda put me out of the art loop for a while. and now i'm having to get used to another new environment. slight burnout ensued but i have been doing a few drawings

and i know i'm not obligated to post at all really i just wanted this to remind myself why there is a gap in my art

assorted sketches and stuff coming soon

Very random but I've been wanting to ask this for a while ! When I was a kid everybody's favourite planet was Saturn, but my favourite has since changed and I wonder if everybody else's has too.

My favourite planet is Mercury, for a variety of sentimental reasons (including the song "Mercury" by Sleeping At Last) :)

you know tumblr is cooking up a witherstorm of terror when your for you thing is only 3 posts long

girl help they yassified the minotaur

heartworm? no nonono, you misheard me. i have a heartwyrm

Daily noodle streak - 91

I was talking with my housemate about how to be more physically active if you’re not used to it at all because everywhere you’re told to start a training routine where you push yourself a little every day, and while that may seem easy for some people it can be really fucking daunting if you start from zero.

As someone who comes from a very physically active family that doesn’t exercise just for the sake of exercising but do things like walk to the grocery store and bike to work, here’s my advice that has always worked for me:

Go super duper easy on yourself.

If you want to walk more start by walking for 3 or 5 minutes. The shortest possible walk you feel you’re capable of. A trip around the block or across the yard. You don’t need to sweat or get your blood pumping. Just a short stroll. The hardest part is to convince yourself to set aside 5 minutes every day to go on this short walk but nothing else about it should be hard. Do it every day and one day you’ll realize that you don’t want to go home just yet. It’s very important that you don’t think “I want to pressure myself to walk further” but rather “I haven’t spent all my walking energy yet. I have more walk in me” and only then do you lengthen the walk. I repeat, at no point should it be exhausting or difficult because even when it feels easy your body will be building muscle and stamina and it will eventually feel too easy and you’ll naturally want to crank it back up to easy again.

If you’re not used to being physically active it might not make a ton of sense when I say that you’ll have more walking energy left but trust me, you’ll get it when you get there.

I grew up with going on evening walks with my parents and passed that on to other housemates who didn’t get it at first but are now going on walks long after they moved somewhere else. Because once you get the hang of it you’ll realize how calming it is on the brain to move the body even if the body isn’t exhausted afterwards.

And it of course helps to entertain yourself especially in the beginning. My housemate started out listening to audiobooks and podcasts but eventually realized Pokémon Go was the best motivator. Whatever you feel like you want to do on your 5 minute easy stroll.