you might THINK that pissing off a spring dragon is easiest to deal with because their abilities literally heal anything they touch but they are still big and you know. dragon strong.
EMBER DRAGONS on the other hand. oh you can kick those guys like the football. what are they gonna do? eat rocks about it?
This is the only day you can reblog this
can axolotls survive in a gallon bucket of sprite
Yeah they can but you really shouldn't.
GRAHHH RAGE RAGE RAGE RAGE LET ME CREATE MY FREEDOM THE BARS OF THE CAGE SHARPEN LIKE KNIVES
THE GATES OF PARADISE OPEN TO MOCK AND SCORN ME YET AGAIN THE PROFANE REACHES TO STAIN MY EYES WITH SOOT
AHEEM HEEM can i show you horrors that will melt your bones? oh please please please??
sometimes i like scrolling through the "stuff for you" because the tumblr algorithm is like a little buddy trying to show me its new hyperfixation. it went from mcyt to breaking bad to wings of fire. no advertisements. just beep boop fixations.
this bad boy can fit so many organs
He glow
my friends are making an AI to replace me but they won't give me paid vacation time >:(
they have grown so much (more arms (they have grown more arms
They are a creature :)
they/them | adult | Minors DNI | one million fireballs breath attack | kill all ai scrapers | staff can take one penny off of my cold dead hands
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