My Bad Guys I Left The Bismuth Dragons Alone For A Couple Decades And Now They Set Up A Panopticon-style

my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound

the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.

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im trying to get the "To Live Forever" achievement in No Man's Sky so i started a permadeath run. It is Hard. not because of any of the actual permadeath stuff, no no. i am very good at the game. it is hard because i have to spend 5 hours building a base EVERY GODDAMN TIME. it is part of the MAIN QUEST. that you CANNOT IGNORE. seething. i absolutely despise this part of the game and if I turn off tutorial quests then it doesn't count as a permadeath run, for some reason...

no mans sky, i love you but like. come on. 40 side quests are not essential to the main quest


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8 months ago

"I barely EVER give things 5 stars" "I only have 3 real 10/10s" "I don't recommend things often" "I don't call something peak unless"

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP!!!! your passion and joy is not diminished by its availability!!!! you are falling into the capitalistic nightmare of the value of scarcity and it's going to eat you from the inside out until you have nothing left you enjoy in life! your standards aren't a set of things you like anymore! you're just trying to force all media to thread a needle to appeal to you before you give it any praise! you're poisoning your mind and you're going to die!

if you find yourself prefacing your praise of things you enjoy with how LITTLE you enjoy things, you're doing it wrong!!!! you need to open your eyes to the little beauties in everything you consider mediocre! not everything has to be a masterpiece! comics and movies and games and books and tv shows is not a competition for refined taste like some sort of wine drinking group!!! HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE!


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2 years ago

one of these days i will make a post thats just like "HAHA YES! I'M FREE!!!!" and then you will know. i will be free.


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7 months ago

"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other

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me when I'm not doing art: hell yea do bad art!!!

me when I'm doing bad art: oh no

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@digitalechos you. you know who it is. i know who it is.

Step One: Open the fanfiction Step Two: Read the first few lines Step Three:

text from a Tiktok that reads: "he would not fucking say that"

Step Four: Close the fanfiction Step Five: Repeat process for an indefinite amount of time

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1 year ago

its my first tax season and the mood is very "this cruel world just takes and takes"

every cent of money i've made from commissions has been drained away by bank fees. 70% of my savings from my summer job have been taken by emergency sickness expenses and fees. i woke up to even more expenses today.

and now there's even more that the government wants to squeeze out of me. yeah go ahead tax my already nullified income. take more from me. leave me a rotting shell for the birds to pick at.

this season has been nothing but a money sink for me. hell world.


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