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Did anyone else watch Sanjay and Craig growing up or was I in a delirium
When we're learning about programs put in place in the 60s to assist people in poverty and the teacher lists stuff I thought everybody had
Thinking about the time I bombed a final and gaslit the teacher into thinking he made the exam wrong and I passed with an A+
I like to think I'm funny
My friend called me edgar allan hoe 🗿
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MY NOSE IS STUFFY
She pi on my diameter till I circumferance
So weird having free time. What do you mean I don't have to leave my house soon? What's that you said? Spend time with my family?? Eat dinner at a normal hour?????????
What is bomb diggity
Me when my bus driver tries to start an argument with a 14 year old for the 27th time this week
One time I was pooping and pushed really hard and the lower half of my body went numb and I puked
My mom called me and was like "Why don't you ever come over anymore? Do you hate me? Am I just some bitch that you don't wanna talk to?" Like yesss how'd you know
Me when in exactly one week I'll be performing for an audience of 1,200
Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13
Thinking about how I thought Prussia was the capital of Russia until I was 11
Me: *trying to focus on the fic im reading*
My brain: SMELL THE FLOWERS‼️ SEE THE PLANTS‼️‼️‼️ HEAR THE MARCHING OF THE ANTS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
Me trying to explode my history teacher with my mind
the hiuse of hapsburg on my brian.
I ate a gigantic chicken sandwich and now my heart is beating weird I'm scared
The way I've been thinking about the hunger games all day after forgetting about it for 7 years
They really thought they ate when they made child labour laws. Get me in that dirty factory with no regulations NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Up thinking about when I was 12 and my buddy mat was shooting me and our other friend with a nerf gun and I got fed up and pulled a knife on him
Stepdad is Arthur ofc
Everybody wanna walk with swag till they fall down the stairs 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔