Me When My Bus Driver Tries To Start An Argument With A 14 Year Old For The 27th Time This Week

dear whoever is using the ectoBiologist chumhandle on pesterchum right now..

im so sorry i really didnt mean to add you and block you right after and then apologize weakly and cease pestering you i panicked and i feel so bad

i just want the world to know how much i hate cream corn. its absolutely rancid and i cannot comprehend what kind of hellspawn toilet gobin had the idea to create it

In theatre.. guts start to bubble and gurgle.. I go to fart... It is not a far.t... I hold it in... I cower in fear at the thought of what will happen later....

Why did nobody ever question why phineas and ferb had a platypus? Like we all collectively as kids were like yeah that's a normal pet to have

Saint patice d

My mom called me and was like "Why don't you ever come over anymore? Do you hate me? Am I just some bitch that you don't wanna talk to?" Like yesss how'd you know

Crying I tried to take a shower while baked and forgot to take my damn socks off 😭

Why are they twins

They are singing into each other's microphones dear god how i would have taken in love immediately