I Got The Chronically Online Award

Why did nobody ever question why phineas and ferb had a platypus? Like we all collectively as kids were like yeah that's a normal pet to have

Sweet old people make me so sad for no reason. Crying right now because of the milkshake monday man on tiktok I love him so much and I just want him to have only good come to him

Tim just said beer is liquid bread and he's so right but why

Home Depot employees are freaks fr

Why are they twins

I had a dream about biggie cheese

"I can direct you to his house from here"

"How about you suck my balls from his house to here"

Bro 😭

Currently walking home covered in blood and dressed as John Egbert. Happy 4/13

It's the witching hour and.. what's this?? My window is open..?? Oh gee.. I really hope a sexy french vampire doesn't appear and bite me or anything... That would be terrible.............

Fucking Meenah

Bonus

I think Cronus may love frogs