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I DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THESE FICS AND NOW I NEED IT

I need someone to write a “coming downstairs in your messy bun to find your alcoholic mom sold you to the thunderbolts” fic PRONTO I need to relive my glory days (middle school) (they weren’t glory days) (I was miserable)

canon pt.2

will NEVER stop my everybody bullies john walker agenda im sorry

Thunderbolts* Spoilers Without Context

IM DEAD AND BURIED YOU'VE KILLED ME

just like all my favorite characters.

Sometimes a family is a former child assassin, her fake dad, Walmart Captain America, daddy issues final boss, a bipolar nuke, and the guy who killed jfk

no because why is this every writer ever, including myself- we just go "Oo! New idea! i need to write it rn!" *tosses the idea i just had in my hands* im walking in a circle

Dean Winchester does not know how to have a normal friendship because his only 'friends' growing up were his family, Sam and John, because John isolated them to keep them compliant. This means that when Dean starts making friends post John's death, he treats them like family, and his treatment of family is an intense devotion that he would lay down his life for. He loves his friends and Dean Winchester's love is fierce and all-encompassing. All this to say, of course all of Dean's besties (Cas/Benny/Crowley) fell in love with him? These lonely interlopers who do not quite fit into the categories laid out for them, who are set aside from their peers and left out in the cold of only observing belonging but never touching it. Of course they felt the warmth of Dean, who feels things like a wildfire, and threw themselves headfirst into the blaze?

*Tonys in his lab and Peter walks in holding something behind his back.*

Peter: Mr stark ! Look what I found

Tony: *glancing at him* kid if you have brought an animal in here I swear to god…

Peter: what ? No it’s *he shows he’s holding an avengers tower Lego set* the tower !!!

Tony:

Peter: isn’t it cool

Tony: I didn’t know that was a thing.

Ok ok, this here* made me think of your Candy Crush addicted Cas, but it turns out Sam is ALSO into the game. And Dean just watches Cas burn until there’s only ash, fully devastated, but Sam gets bored and starts playing CC on his phone and when Dean turns around in disbelief/rage Sam’s like, it’s what Cas would have wanted

(it’s true lol)

(Cas and Sam compare scores and stuff. (you used to be able to have a friend's scoreboard to compare to but they took it away, but it would have been there when Cas died this time!))

* https://www.tumblr.com/no-gorms/783694887810908160/multiversewanderlust-deancasendgame

Okay but that's fucking hilarious

Could you imagine that hunter funeral for Cas? Dean is having a full, widow arc, depressive downward spiral, and then you just hear

Delicious! Sugar Crush!

and it pans to Sam playing Candy Crush on Cas' phone

Dean is all "Dude what the hell???"

And Sam looks at him all "Cas has daily quests and a top 1 spot to uphold. He can't do it now, so I'm taking up the mantle for him"

"WHAT?!"

"It's what he would've wanted"

And the whole ride home, Dean is trying so hard not to take Cas' phone from Sam and chuck it out the window

"why the hell is it on full volume?!?!"

"Cas did something to the settings so I can't put his phone on silent"

"WHY"

"cause he said he didn't wanna miss any calls"

Sam is a bro and makes sure to prioritize Cas' high score more than his own

Their friendship is peek

work is so fucking dull this week that its causing me to draw and think about things i would normally never consider. like i do not like five nights at freddys i have not thought about those games since 2015 and all further series knowledge has just been absorbed through cultural osmosis. yet ive drawn nothing but the rabbit one in my notebook all day.

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