Silly Comic

Tony: Wait, you have McDonald's?! Where did you get McDonald's?!

Rhodey: ...McDonald's?

Tony: Bitch give me a fry

Rhodey: IS THAT HOW YOU ASK??

Tony: Bitch PLEASE give me a fry

@lunadensmidnightprowl

YOU'RE SUCH A JEEEEEEEEEEEEERK <3

im the child you bully. you don't bully children you bully CHILD and that child is ME, Jerk <3

that’s just my god given right as your big sib, sorry bitch

scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

it is super hard to stay positive in syscourse when POC are ignored , especially about obviously racist issues in the community .

people would rather be ignorant and racist than to be wrong and change , and i think that is a very sad way to think .

change is what grows a person , and how they improve .

obsessed with the conversation around queerbaiting coming back because of 911 but pinknews still chooses to use a cover photo from a show that ended 5 years ago. her influence🩷

I like to think they all notice a different "tell" Peter has, but in reality, he's just making it obvious because he trusts these people and knows they're good. He can lie to them just fine. It's the principle of it for him dammit!!

Peter Parker is SCARILY good at lying. Years of training, he can go full waterworks in a second to REALLY sell it. Especially the whole “I’m just an innocent kid with bad luck” act. I mean, the guy spends his entire life with a secret identity— Of course, he has to be good at lying.

Yet, for some reason he’s the worst liar ever when it comes to his friends and family.

Tony? “That’s… odd. Happy told me you quit band six weeks ago?”

Ned? “I’m not Spider-Man!” while actively on the ceiling.

May? “I know you sneak out of this house every night!”

MJ? Just straight up, “I am Spider-Man.”

For some reason, his friends and family see completely through his lies. Or maybe, they really just see him.

on my hands and knees. please stop infantilizing bob. not denying he has that sad wet cat energy because I see it too, but he’s also a grown-ass man.

there is a massive gap between “adult with mental health issues” and “child.” that gap is larger than the number of laws val broke. that gap is larger than john’s ego. that gap is smaller than the the amount of vodka alexei drinks on a daily basis, but only very slightly.

yes, bob has a wide assortment of mental health problems. yes, these were probably exacerbated by his newfound superpowers. yes, he’s still responsible for his own decision-making.

I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.

Yelena in Thunderbolts*:

And honestly, same.