One Of Our Clarinets Got A Converse Tan

I love thieving

I love theivering from my drum techs

I love it when two marching bands have the same stand tune and they start playing it faster or louder as a challenge to the other band

Listen if you die we’re going to have to march with a hole the entire season so take care of your bodies

another reminder as I go to my first day of band camp - don't die. I can guarantee pushing yourself until you die will not help your section. most times it will hurt them. if you hurt your ankle in drill - take a few reps off. if you are in actual danger of throwing up or passing out, take a little break. drink some water. stretch out your hands, percussionists. it's to no one's benefit if you can't function

It sounds like you need a weather person to fire (someone is announced weather person and then they’re in charge of the weather then get fired if practice gets rained out)

I FUCKING HATE PENNSYLVANIA WHY IS IT RAINING EVERY DAY IN AUGUST

FUCKING A U G U S T (plaintext: august)

You jinxed it now you’ll get third

Leaving for the first competition!! I think we're gonna get 3rd 🤙

My woodwind captain is very similar and her nickname last year was dizzy because she kept having to sit out so please take care of your body

I've eaten half a thing of altoids today and my body is saying no, but the little Mint Gremlin inside craves the crunchy little mint chunks

They're so yummy

We all know Furbies lay Orbeez eggs that Worms on a String hatch from, but did you know that when a Furby escapes captivity it will revert back to its feral long worm form in less than a year

You can only post this once a year

Yes, yes, yes, yes, no, and yes