I Love Thieving

We had fun so that’s basically winning

Our first football game was an away game and the stand were far too small for us and I realized that the reason was that the school was expecting a marching band that was a similar size to them which looked like 30-40 people.

We have over 70 people.

Muster :)

If you have ever done marching band you are now legally allowed to say you attended Camp Jupiter

I’m great at playing clarinet

Fuck self modesty! Tell me something you know you're great at! I'll start. I'm a great cook.

Trick or treat!!!

Treat

Your treat is a boop!

BOOP!!!!!!!!

It has many voices there’s a dog, Christina Aguilera, dad jokes……

We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain

What is Trump? And why are people posting about it all the time?

the ancient Americans believed that Trump, pharaoh of new york—later exiled to florida—was the second incarnation of their national demiurge, Reagan. he did little to discourage this, even taking the name Donald in direct reference to the ancient conservative deity

whoville fucking pisses me off like ooh look at all these holly jolly cunts

I need this on my blog

Things my band directors have said:

Band director, through a microphone from the top of the band tower: hey if you ever feel like working could you do this?

Assistant band director, from the pavement with us: do you want me to come up there and fight you grandpa? I'll fight you.

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Assistant band director: see sometimes you guys get too close to each other as you're doing the arm movement. Cause if I go like this, *starts doing the arm move in question*, and I'm close enough to hit grandpa, *starts slapping the band directors arm back and forth*, then I'm too close.

Band director: *literally could care less. Not paying attention to what she's doing and fighting with the Dr. Beat.*

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Band director: guard? That rep was hot. That's the best I've ever seen you do that work all year. Whatever you ate for breakfast it eat it every day.

Assistant band director: yknow I'm not sure I you saying "that was hot" about children.

Band director: guard that was smokin'.

Assistant band director: nope that's worse.

Band director: how about it was ✨️slay✨️.

Us: *cheering*

No harm in seeing if I can get a doot doot

ha?

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