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Happy pi day!!!!!

I am not your flute nemesis named Amanda

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

Don’t die your marching band will need their badass tenor sax

Imagine getting covid and pneumonia at the same time.... Couldn't be me.....

No nuance. There is one correct answer here.

Try not to die from too much vitamin C

I've eaten 3 oranges today and I can't get enough

They're so juicy and they taste like candy and they smell so good and I just can't stop eating oranges

Like someone please help I've eaten more than one every day for like a week now and there's no sign of stopping

I sat down today thinking about how I did well today. I left the house (a rarity over spring break). I cleaned my room. I did, folded, and put away my laundry. I did not, however

EAT FOOD.

My chicken nuggies are in the air fryer now.

I need this on my blog

Things my band directors have said:

Band director, through a microphone from the top of the band tower: hey if you ever feel like working could you do this?

Assistant band director, from the pavement with us: do you want me to come up there and fight you grandpa? I'll fight you.

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Assistant band director: see sometimes you guys get too close to each other as you're doing the arm movement. Cause if I go like this, *starts doing the arm move in question*, and I'm close enough to hit grandpa, *starts slapping the band directors arm back and forth*, then I'm too close.

Band director: *literally could care less. Not paying attention to what she's doing and fighting with the Dr. Beat.*

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Band director: guard? That rep was hot. That's the best I've ever seen you do that work all year. Whatever you ate for breakfast it eat it every day.

Assistant band director: yknow I'm not sure I you saying "that was hot" about children.

Band director: guard that was smokin'.

Assistant band director: nope that's worse.

Band director: how about it was ✨️slay✨️.

Us: *cheering*

Can we vote for the cat instead I think this is the best choice for the election

President Pickles signing his first bill into law granting him official immunity for official acts such as stealing cheese and licking crumbs from the trash

Is it Waze?

We're on a road trip rn and the GPS dude is some weird AI thing? He tells jokes? I'm terrified and my dad WON'T explain

No harm in seeing if I can get a doot doot

ha?

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