Listen Up! If You Buy Women's Pants/skirts, Learn To Sew! You Can Make Pockets Yourself And They Can

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

I have never wanted to drop kick a child more than I do right now.

Just introduced my younger cousin to ✨Vine✨ and he said that they did a Fortnight dance.

FORTNIGHT DIDN'T EXIST DURING VINE

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice

"These hands may be broken, but they can still be thrown."

- me to @ask-and-i-answer at Disney World

knees go woop

In a world of ableism, Lego Friends is showing their pride by creating disabled characters. Luna is a girl in a wheelchair who absolutely shreds it at the skate park. They also have an amputee who rides horses and a gardener with vitiligo.

I saw a girl who looked like me in a wheelchair and had to get her. I plan to customize her to look like me.

https://reviewed.usatoday.com/accessibility/features/lego-friends-sets-characters-kids-with-disabilities

I would let her get me pregnant

This has forced me to make a really terrible decision. Absolutely do not click this link.

hey, pssst. ride the cyclone fans.

you totally shouldn’t click on this link because it totally won’t take you to a google drive folder which totally doesn’t have a full copy of the 2016 production of Ride The Cyclone which definitely isn’t accessible to anyone with the link

because that would just be terrible

I don't just drop it hella low...

I just drop