In A World Of Ableism, Lego Friends Is Showing Their Pride By Creating Disabled Characters. Luna Is A

I am willing to make my tummy hurt for some good eggnog.

I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.

You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.

Me finding a new recipe I like: This is really good!

Also me, a Potsie: Now, how much salt can I hide in this?

I fucking LOVE flowers

People think that I'm lying about my health problems.

Like if I wanted to lie about something like that, I would choose something more believable.

The less I sleep, the more will to live I lose.

The Cha-cha Slide and Cupid Shuffle ain't have NOTHING on The Time Warp and you can't change my mind.

My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.

Let's get rid of saying "ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between" and bring in saying "ladies, theydees, and mateys"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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