Why The Fuck Doesn't Aloof Doesn't Mean Silly Goofy Little Guy???

Thanks but naw man, I'm good.

you should probably go to bed

This was the sign at my dog training facility...

Pro tip for my cold babes - put a glass jar of water on a candle warmer and whenever you get cold, put your hands on that. It feels so warm - but not too hot. For an added bonus, put some essential oil in there to make the room smell good.

I have a really safe candle warmer that is away from my dog and I can leave it running for a few days at a time without burning my house down!

If you want to try this, make sure to do a trial run by monitoring it to know if it gets too hot.

Just introduced my younger cousin to ✨Vine✨ and he said that they did a Fortnight dance.

FORTNIGHT DIDN'T EXIST DURING VINE

Omg, Hi!

HIII

I just realized that there's a part from In My Dreams that could flow right into Santa Fe.

I've seen flashes of fire, heard the echo of screams, but I still have faith in the truth of my dreams Santa Fe my old friend. I can't spend my whole life dreaming, though I know that's all I seem inclined to do.

I am running on a protein bar, 2 eggs, and three glasses of Kool aid and I feel GREAT.

I don't just drop it hella low...

I just drop

Anybody else have a sensory problem with wearing a winter coat indoors?

Like, I can't wear a coat in a freezing car because it is too much coat.

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.