The Less I Sleep, The More Will To Live I Lose.

it sucks that you can only die once and its permanent.. imagine the kinda sex we could be innovating if that wasnt the case

Just introduced my younger cousin to ✨Vine✨ and he said that they did a Fortnight dance.

FORTNIGHT DIDN'T EXIST DURING VINE

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

I keep seeing this picture and all I want to say is I hope he lets Leon drive him around.

beep boop bones go crunch

My mom: what do you think that is?

Me: Uhhhh. A White Castle?

Tell me your medical gaslighting story.

I started to write my assignment for this class and I'm only on the second question and my head is starting to hurt.

I'm scared, y'all

I think my English teacher hates theater kids.

It's the beginning of the school's theater rehearsals and he's making us read the "M" Word.

I'm scared to even write the damn word, let alone say it - even when there's no productions going on.

Listen up! If you buy women's pants/skirts, learn to sew! You can make pockets yourself and they can be big enough to hold a child if you so please.