Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.
As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.
So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."
I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.
Someone please help Amber.
I would let her get me pregnant
Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.
But I heard Homer erotic.
So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'
Theater kids love an angsty boi in a leather trench coat.
600 strike except when Odysseus drops the Trident, it's the metal pipe sound effect.
I need to see Odysseus suplex a suitor and make a comment about his wife.
I was in the ER overnight and didn't get home untill about 5:00 only to be told that my blood work is normal and I should follow up with my specialists.
That's how my life is going.
This was the sign at my dog training facility...
I had a doctor tell me that my hip pain, visual blackouts, dizziness, fatigue, and all my other symptoms were just essential tremors.
Tell me your medical gaslighting story.