You Know What Would Really Get People Off Their Phones These Days?

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PSA for American students.

You don't have to say the pledge of allegiance every day at school.

Just saying...

Just got my ears pierced and now I'm shakey and lightheaded. On the bright side, I'm so used to needles being in me that it didn't hurt to bad.

Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.

Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.

I freaking love this 😂

What’s up, bitches. My heart rate hit 239 according to my pulse oximeter today, so here’s your reminder that it’s dysautonomia awareness month! Be aware that this disorder SUCKS

If school is still making a 17 year old cry because they don't want to go, I think that says something about the system.

Just shopping at Walmart, as one does, and I was not feeling that great so I was using an electric cart.

As I was leaving, a lady turned to me and gave me one of the dirtiest looks and scoffed very loudly.

So I went "Ooh look at me, I'm an abled bodied person and can walk without falling down."

I didn't realize that there was an elderly lady almost right next to me and she started laughing so hard she had to stop walking.

Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.

But I heard Homer erotic.

So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'