There Was A Dude Who Looked Like Elon Musk In The ER.

Everyone is preparing me for the day I get better.

No one is preparing me for when it's not.

I'm being held together with duck tape and zip ties at this point.

You know what, I'm crashing, I'm burning. I'm falling out of the sky.

Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

service dogs cost 10-30k. its genuinely disgusting to act like its ablest to “fake” having a service dog when 90% its a homeless person trying to exist in public/someone low income. fucking gross

I don't think Service Dogs have to be trained by a professional trainer who you have to pay thousands to. I am currently owner training my own dog. The only reason I said that 'just because someone is disabled doesn't mean they have the right to fake a service dog' is because my dog was almost attacked by an untrained dog a wheelchair user had in a store. Not only is it illegal to have an aggressive service dog where I live, but it's very dangerous.

I'm not sure if I understand that second part, but no matter what the income is, a dog can still be trained. I don't think it's exactly 'ableist', but just inconsiderate towards real handlers who have put in the hundreds of hours of training to have public access rights, no matter what their status is.

Let's get rid of saying "ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between" and bring in saying "ladies, theydees, and mateys"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

I love this so much

Idk man i have brainworms

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Hear me out: Antinous with a Jersey accent.

Just almost ran into a person coming out of the bathroom and we both said "sorry" at the same time and moved out of the way for each other and then ended up both going through the door at the same time all while avoiding eye contact.

I think that just about sums up how meeting another socially awkward person goes.

Theater kids love an angsty boi in a leather trench coat.

Make your day better than America!