Overheard at the training grounds.
Ghost: I’m abandoning atheism because I have to believe there’s a hell for some of you.
Rookies: ...
Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???
Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now
Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical
Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen
Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those
Jason: ???????
dick: you were gone for months, everyone though you were insane or else, dead even, you cut off all of the contacts with your family, friends and colleagues. and now turns out you what. almost joined an ancient murderous cult? lost an organ? have committed a few terroristic attacks? and fraud?
tim: it was my hot girl summer
dick: you've been banned from seven different countries
tim: not me being a girlypop
dick:
tim: also, is it a terroristic attack if you attack terrorists?
This is how my friend is, he has done a similar thing just for his godson
For good luck
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]
If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:
Ghost, getting back from leave:"hi, girlies!"
Soap:
Gaz:
Price:
Ghost:"shit wrong personality."
Soap:"you- DID YOU JUST CALL US GIRLIES?"
Ghost:"do you wanna keep your hand? If so you should stop talking."
This is the most important thing turkey has ever done besides volleyball and cem karaca