Dick: You Were Gone For Months, Everyone Though You Were Insane Or Else, Dead Even, You Cut Off All Of

dick: you were gone for months, everyone though you were insane or else, dead even, you cut off all of the contacts with your family, friends and colleagues. and now turns out you what. almost joined an ancient murderous cult? lost an organ? have committed a few terroristic attacks? and fraud?

tim: it was my hot girl summer

dick: you've been banned from seven different countries

tim: not me being a girlypop

dick:

tim: also, is it a terroristic attack if you attack terrorists?

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11 months ago

don't be so hard on yourself girl your titties are amazing

9 months ago

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10 months ago

Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???

Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now

Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical

Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen

Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those

Jason: ???????

6 months ago

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

9 months ago

Timothy is beautiful

My grandparents are really surprised that I wanna go to the garden center with them like guys I fucking love plants I always want to go to garden centers!!

Also I'm working part time as a florist and they just picked me up so I get to go to a florist and a garden center in the same day! Literally straight from flowers to flowers, lovely

10 months ago

Ghost: Johnny asked me to be his fake date at the wedding of one of his sisters so he can avoid the usual “Are you seeing someone” question.

Gaz: I’ve read enough fanfiction to know how this ends.

10 months ago

Dick:(looking away slightly guilty) did you know I didn’t come to your funeral? Bruce didn’t tell me

Jason:

Jason: (shrugs) well there’s always the next one

Dick: I-

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