Tim, Getting Impaled With A Spear: Which Ass-backwards Motherfucker Is Running Around Gotham With A Spear???

Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???

Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now

Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical

Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen

Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those

Jason: ???????

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10 months ago

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9 months ago

Jason and I share the same rule it seems

Red Hood: The first rule of gun safety is get the fuck out of my house.

10 months ago

I am Ahmed Al-Nabih from Gaza, and this is my twin brother Abdul Rahman. I am 30 years old. I used to live a beautiful life with my family and my brother. The idea of ​​marriage was on the table and we were going to continue our lives in our beautiful house, but something happened like a nightmare. The war came and took all our dreams and destroyed our house. Our lives became very difficult and arduous. We lived in tents. In the extreme heat, my mother suffers from chronic diseases, heart disease, blood pressure, and diabetes. Please help me save my family and my elderly mother. I ask for your support and participation. A small donation makes a difference. I have only collected 1,60euros in about five months! Thank you all!❤️🙏

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I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Pictures of me and my twin brother before the war!

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Pictures of us with my mother before the war, when our lives were beautiful and stable!☹️

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

A picture in the war of my mother, who is 62 years old, due to the lack of medicine because she suffers from chronic diseases, blood pressure, heart, and diabetes. Her health condition deteriorated due to the difficult life in Gaza and famine, and because we live in tents in the extreme heat.!🥹

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

I am during the war and my life has become arduous and tiring!😌

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

Now we live here, it is a terrifying life, more like a nightmare!☹️

I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To
I Am Ahmed Al-Nabih From Gaza, And This Is My Twin Brother Abdul Rahman. I Am 30 Years Old. I Used To

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9 months ago

Damian standing outside of the police precinct because Jason (notorious crime lord) got caught for busting an illegal poaching and harvesting scheme

Damian: free my man he ain’t do anything wrong

Commissioner Gordon: he cut off their hands-

Damian, slowly pulling a batarang out of his pocket: I said, free my man. He ain’t do anything wrong.

9 months ago

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I'm Emmily from gaza I'msufferingfrombraincancer. I was diagnosed with this type of cancer two and ahalf years ago.

Being that i have exhausted limitted medical facilities in gaza. My family knew that my best chances of survival are localised in the boarders of Egypt. This journey if fought by several challenges,financial aid being the major one. I hereby request and call for your help,through donations and sharing to help me achieve my goal. Any little donations you make will be greatly appreciated and will have a positive impact on my life

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10 months ago
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10 months ago
“The renowned British-Japanese visual artist HANA TAJIMA wore attire inspired by the Palestinian flag to the state banquet for the Emperor and Empress of Japan held at Buckingham Palace.” - Dr WR

People all across the spectrum are falling more strongly behind Palestinian… pic.twitter.com/BlZMy2CaGE

— The Curated Edit (@TheeCuratedEdit) July 11, 2024

“The renowned British-Japanese visual artist HANA TAJIMA wore attire inspired by the Palestinian flag to the state banquet for the Emperor and Empress of Japan held at Buckingham Palace.” - Dr WR

People all across the spectrum are falling more strongly behind Palestinian humanity and rejecting Israeli barbarity.

This will only going to get stronger and stronger.

It’s a marathon not a sprint!

Hana stated that she was wearing the colours of both Palestine and SUDAN. She wore items designed/made by Palestinian and Sudanese creators. Please don’t forget the suffering of the Sudanese people. https://t.co/H9GCofD12B

— Meg 🇸🇩🇵🇸 (@odetodaisie) July 12, 2024
9 months ago
Been On Motorcycle Tiktok… Thinking About These Two F-ing Around On Their Motorcycles…
Been On Motorcycle Tiktok… Thinking About These Two F-ing Around On Their Motorcycles…

Been on motorcycle tiktok… thinking about these two f-ing around on their motorcycles…

Duke: There’s a cop

Jason: Just drive away it’s fine

Duke: No s*** I’m already on the other side of the city

Bruce: We’re on the same side of the police, even if they’re corrupt we’re all for justice

Duke, a Robin during the Robin War, a motorcyclist, and a black teenager: Uh huh. Of course

Dick: There’s a motorcyclist going 200 in Crime Alley

Jason: Damn, that’s me

Dick: Sick, do a wheelie

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