cherguts

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stockholm syndrome being a "rare psychological disorder" is some bullshit because I feel like it's very natural to watch a horror film and want to fuck him.

lofi screams to trap people to <3

my wet rat boy <3

With SOTR out, my old obsession with Plutarch got reawakened and unfortunately there’s such little content on him T^T

I’m rewatching the og trilogy just to see my bbg I would take him on a nice fancy date and gnaw on him like a chew toy

he’s so fine

there's just something about crime shows made in the early to mid 2000s man

If I was in the bathroom trap with Adam and he’s asking if they took his kidneys I would ask “is that a tramp stamp?” just to fuck with him.

What I need is an enemy with benefits

Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!

house md is to dr mccoy what a horror movie is to any other person

what a cunt (i want to make love to him).

A thing that I made that I thought was funny

remember when dash drama looked like this

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

ok ok ill stop now

he got a human smooch 😞

“without the police there would be mayhem”

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was watching educational documentaries last night

I’m

⚪️ living in the moment

⚪️ stuck on the past

⚪️ paranoid about the future

🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it

http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

the word lover is so infinitely soft. So universal. So timeless. Two girls with awkward, hungry hands. A boy and a girl in the dark. Two men in empty light. A marriage of 40 years. Letters over eons. Sappho’s poems. The corner of a mouth. Lovers, lovers, lovers.

the idea that humans are a garbage species is so obnoxious no one talks about the peaceful parts of history and prehistory because they aren’t as exciting as us killing each other but um homo sapiens have been doing awesome things all over for a long time….we survived the fucking ice age…we made it through the sinai desert….we shared the savana with big cats before we ever made a weapon, we wove baskets from literal plants and halved blades from flint to handles we made, carved harpoons from bone and fought megafauna for our loved ones, cooked food and took care of the elderly and buried our dead, painted pictures and shared stories, built homes from clay and mud and straw, made instruments so we could dance and sing…it is so easy to focus on the negative and i get it ok we are in the middle of a mass extinction event that specific humans are at fault for but listen: they don’t want you to remember it hasn’t always been like this…we were and are so much more than evil

Reblog for good luck and Papa Nihil will visit you during the night while you slumber leaving Werther’s Originals underneath your pillow

africa cover by miku

ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do