When Ur Fidgeting With A Pen And It Just Flies Fuckin. Halfway Across The Room And You Just Try To Pretend

lofi screams to trap people to <3

he got a human smooch 😞

What I need is an enemy with benefits

“without the police there would be mayhem”

Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) was watching educational documentaries last night

remember when dash drama looked like this

ok ok ill stop now

Text post: wlw My brain: women loving women Also my brain: wuh-luh-wuh

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!