Ghost In The House: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

remember when dash drama looked like this

If I was in the bathroom trap with Adam and he’s asking if they took his kidneys I would ask “is that a tramp stamp?” just to fuck with him.

Text post: wlw My brain: women loving women Also my brain: wuh-luh-wuh

stockholm syndrome being a "rare psychological disorder" is some bullshit because I feel like it's very natural to watch a horror film and want to fuck him.

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

Literally every neurodivergent person when somebody mentions their interest.

he got a human smooch 😞

when ur fidgeting with a pen and it just flies fuckin. halfway across the room and you just try to pretend like you didn’t just launch a small projectile instead of writing notes with it like ur fukn supposed to do

What I need is an enemy with benefits

what a cunt (i want to make love to him).