A Vampire Stands On The Front Porch Of A Farmhouse And Says “i Cannot Come In Unless I Am Invited”.

there's just something about crime shows made in the early to mid 2000s man

momma didnt raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination

remember when dash drama looked like this

http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

what people flagrantly misunderstand about culturally iconic ‘logicians’ like spock and sherlock holmes is that they are fuckinggggg annoying. like you canNOT write for nor adapt either of these characters properly without understanding that they are admirable in many ways, yes, but they are repeatedly and gleefully, ON PURPOSE, fucking massive nuisances to literally every sane individual around them, all the time. they love bothering people, they LOVE it, it makes them SO HAPPY, and THAT, not their brilliance, is what makes them the best. spocks a BITCH

Okay, hear me out:

I feel that we need fanfics about Baldwin IV that emphasize on his religiosity more. And I swear I’m not saying that just because I am a (leftist) Catholic

Don’t get me wrong, I love a lot of works out there, but I’d love to see a time-travelling Baldwin getting shocked about how much the liturgy has changed. Like where the heck did the Gregorian chant go

Baldwin learning about Protestantism and other Christian denominations born during the Renaissance and after. Like Mormonism and Jehovah’s witnesses who technically are not even Christian anymore

Baldwin learning that Roman Catholic mass is now celebrated with the priest standing in front to the congregation

Baldwin teaching some Catholic f*scists their place (so satisfactory)

And finally, cherry on top, Baldwin learning about babies being baptised with holy water from a toy pistol during the pandemic because of c*vid restrictions!!

A thing that I made that I thought was funny

africa cover by miku