Can You Guys Imagine Season 4 Or 5 Mulder And Scully Watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer? It Came Out In

I haven’t been able to bring myself to finish the txfs but after maybe six years i did finish btvs so obviously i had to find something knew (old) to watch. That would be Bones, and here is a non-conclusive list if the reactions my friends have been sent since i started it and watched 15 episodes this week:

“Brennan is so funny and autistic”

“Also “spit in your hand and we can be scully and mulder” “i don’t know what that means” was PEAK”

“every time she says “idk what the means” i giggle”

““Pack your bags bones we’re going to washington state” “i am not going to Washington state” so msr coded Giving “pack your cow boy boots scully” or “common scully itll be a nice trip in the forest””

“This is soooo bad blood The detective is trying to ask bones out and booth doesnt like it”

“HAND ON THE SMALL OF THE BACK”

““Times like this are why i need a gun” “here, this is for SELF DEFENSE” AH”

“Zack and Brennan’s relationship is so cute, shes so proud of her smart little assistant and he so proud of his wicked smart boss”

““They put a hit out on your lady scientist”

Booth: 😯 (later) “Shes not fbi” “i never said anything about fbi, shes my partner ese, and if anything happens to her ill find you and i’ll kill you, i wont think twice” *me screaming somewhere in the background”

““You miss me” “no!” “Just pick up the phone” “dont miss you” “and call me” “no” “we’ll do lunch” *more of me screaming*”

“*booth covers bone’s face* “Do not look at Dr. Brennan!” (Why is like this- why do i like it?)”

“The way booth opens the door for bones, closes it, and then runs around the car i’m weak (bare minimum)”

“He went home with her cuz the mobs after her and she needs to be protected (which she doesn’t want to be) and he knows if she stays at the lab (where the security is really tight) she’ll work instead of sleep aww oh he got blown up”

“Guy to booth: you look like crap

Booth: a little more hospital pudding and ill be fine. Stick. With. Her. (Bones)

Guy: if thats what you want

Bones: is anyone going to ask what i want

Booth: no.

EEEEEEEE”

“This episode is literally Young at Heart (txf s1e16)”

““Its okay i’m right here it’s all over” AHHH”

“Ah shes injured and he flew down from dc and looked at her face all tenderly”

“Some dude: ms brennan

Booth: Dr. brennan

Sd: MD

Bones: phd

Sd: those who cant do do research

Booth: *angry booth noises*”

There are several times i text a quote followed by “*angry booth noises*”

“I love the running gag abt her gun and ‘he was trying to light me on fire’”

Anyone who’s read my fics please make specific assumptions about me based off my writing

I love seeing people’s picrew art styles because you can just look at them and be like

“You read homestuck and it was a big part of your life for a few years, you’re not into steven universe but you did watch it, and you had an intense black butler phase in middle school and doodled their eyes over and over again in your spiral notebooks”

“No, for some reason I don’t think that would work. Hasn’t your landlord always hated you?”

“Yeah, I have no idea why.” Mulder watched as Scully made a show of looking around his apartment, first at the basketball on the floor, then to the collection of porn tapes in the cabinet under the T.V., then to the half open door of his “bed room” where a cardboard box filled with manilla files was wedged in the door.

“Yeah. I wonder,” She responded flatly, “There’s no way he’s letting you stay. Listen,” she was going to regret this, “You can stay with me until you find somewhere else.”

Mulder stared at her in awe like she’d grown white wings and there was suddenly a halo floating above her head. “You mean it-”

“Just until you find a new place,” She said firmly, more to herself than him.

Me but yesterday my team fumbled one of the two events i actually cared about

i should be. doing things. but there are women with guns and swords and on horses and doing judo and swimming and gymnastics and hockey and and and and

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

You'd think writing a chapter would make you one chapter closer to being done with a fic. You'd think that, wouldn't you??

But no, you are in fact 3 chapters further away.

Chapter 8 of A Muse, A Myth, A Mortal!

“Who was that?” Sam asked.

“My boss.”

“You have your boss on speed dial?”

“I get in trouble a lot.”

“So nothing has changed?” Mulder grunted in assent. “What about the other two numbers you tried?”

“The first one is Scully’s cell phone and the second is her home phone."

“You really like your partner.” It wasn’t a question, but Mulder confirmed it anyway.

“I do. She tries her best to keep me out of trouble.”

“Then I guess we have to get there before he does.”

happy last day of pride month

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

Blood loss? No I know exactly where it is