“No, for some reason I don’t think that would work. Hasn’t your landlord always hated you?”
“Yeah, I have no idea why.” Mulder watched as Scully made a show of looking around his apartment, first at the basketball on the floor, then to the collection of porn tapes in the cabinet under the T.V., then to the half open door of his “bed room” where a cardboard box filled with manilla files was wedged in the door.
“Yeah. I wonder,” She responded flatly, “There’s no way he’s letting you stay. Listen,” she was going to regret this, “You can stay with me until you find somewhere else.”
Mulder stared at her in awe like she’d grown white wings and there was suddenly a halo floating above her head. “You mean it-”
“Just until you find a new place,” She said firmly, more to herself than him.
white people go like “is anyone going to redesign this nonhuman evil character as a poc?” and not wait for an answer
One of my biggest fandom pet peeves is in (scully) abduction arc fics when people say how long she gone and its wrong. She was canonically missing for four weeks. 1 month. Not 3 or 5 or whatever else. Its said multiple times and it on the wiki and tbh im not sure why this pisses me off so bad sorry guys i had to let that out
My friend drew no eyes Mulder (the alien bounty hunter in season 8)
ok sorry you may already know this but in a post in like june i think you said mulder isn’t color blind WRONG he is confirmed red-green color blind in wetwired S3EP8
-a fellow ex files fanatic
p.s have a cookie 🍪
Hey!!! I did end up making a post about this, cannon is wrong not me, i am aware that this is establish in s3e23 wetwired❤️ i don’t feel like digging through my blog to find it so ill just reiterate myself: it doesn’t make logical sense for him to be red/green color blind. In either colony or endgame or both (i cant remember off the too of my head) he can tell the difference between green “alien blood” and red human blood, so he is not red green color blind as he does not perceive one as the other and can clearly see the distinction (it does happen other times in cannon but i dont feel like digging through the wiki rn)
Edit: also if he were color blind enough not to be able to perceive the colors in wetwired he would’ve failed a Farnsworth D-15 test and not be allowed to be in the FBI it was a throw away line plot device that they didn’t think through
Maybe this speaks to how much more I like dogs than people but I was way more attached to Queequeg than Emily
He was so fucking adorable are you kidding me he looked like a muppet and had more personality
Im distracted by how ugly his tie is
THE X-FILES ⏤ 1.13, Beyond the Sea
Does anyone else not get crushes on fictional characters, i don’t want to kiss them i just want them to kiss eachother
Shutupshutupshutupshutup
I bet on losing dogs
If youd like to listen to me ramble about it I do that now and also i write fanfiction (a HeavyOnTheTragedy on AO3)
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