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AITA?

I (25 m, author and adventurer) was betrayed by my best friend (24 m, terrorist) not too long ago. We had grown up together and were friends and part of this building group, but he started taking things too far.

He decided to mess with my friends and steal some stuff, and that lead to a chain reaction of a city being blown up.

When they were arresting him, I said some hurtful things about surrounding him in lava and burying him in a hole.

I feel kind of bad about it because he apologized.

AITA?

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story time:

I got extremely obsessed with mcsm when during the summer when I was 11, to the point where 99% of my thoughts were about this game. everything was going fine until the first day of school came around and my brain suddenly realized that I cant think about mcsm all day anymore. apparently this was so upsetting that it caused my brain to start melting. Like I felt like I was genuinely losing my mind. I had to grab my planner and start pretending to read it so other people wouldn't catch onto the fact my sanity was slipping because of a fucking block game.

on an unrelated note I got diagnosed with autism a bit ago

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My sister can never know.

some misc headcanons

pacifica started working at greasy's because her parents made her. she was spending too much time talking to dipper and mabel and her parents were like "if you're going to fraternize with common rabble, you're going to work like one". they don't really care about collecting the paycheck she earns. they just did this to spite her for having friends and to punish her for it (joke's on them because she meets even more friends at the diner while working there)

after paz leaves home a couple months after turning 18, she goes and lives with susan for a while until she gets an apartment with dipper and mabel in town (theyre either going to a local college or getting their degrees online cause they wanna be in gravity falls as soon as humanly possible)

the Career headcanon i have for the twins + paz is that they start a paranormal pest control & problem resolution service. kind of like the ghostbusters, but not always ghosts and not always busting things. sometimes they just need to use diplomacy. either way, i feel like it's the perfect gig for them. it's a service that is needed in gravity falls, it's something the twins are well-experienced in, and it's something they enjoy immensely, too. win win win. dipper and mabel are primarily the ones doing the field work while pacifica is their bookkeeper/receptionist/general office person, putting her business degree to good use, but sometimes she'll join them on a mission when she's up for adventure

Expanding on this, I'd just like to say that if we call people stupid for hating Mabel, they're not going to want to listen to us when we explain why she doesn't deserve the hate.

well, just explored the "mabel pines defense squad" tag

there were a lot of strongly worded posts

Introductory post that's actually mostly so I don't forget what tags I've used

Hi! Welcome to my blog... thing. I'm cakeiscool. Or cake. Or Cake_Is_Cool on Ao3.

I actually don't know what to put here because this is mostly so I remember the various tags I use to organize things. These tags, currently, are:

cake rambles < when I write something really long

Half Reversed Reunion AU < My Gravity Falls AU that's me smashing Reverse Falls and Reunion Falls together, except Dipper and Pacifica are reversed but Mabel and Pacifica aren't. Dipper ends up raised by the Gleefuls while Mabel becomes BFFs with Pacifica.

A Place To Call Home Series < I actually don't remember if I wrote "series" or "AU" but it was probably series. Anyway, this is my Infinity Train series following Lake after she got off the train and also a couple of original characters, Kaya and Evie.

There are probably more but I don't remember them right now. I'll add more as I think of them.

Feel free to ask stuff as long as you keep it PG and polite, and I'll probably answer, but there's some stuff I won't answer. Hence the "ask me (almost) anything".

Considering making a GF themed in-character cookbook, because I love this sort of thing and we're probably never going to get an official one

The conceit being Mabel's putting together a recipe scrapbook before she leaves so she and Dipper can take home all the greasy garbage delicious food they ate that summer!

Ideas:

Canon foods like pitt cola, mabel juice, cookie chips and burrito bites

Everyone from Mayor Tyler to Wendy contribute! Bill might even hijack it for a spell with his own absolutely do not try at home recipes.

Where canon lets us down, themed foods characters would probably serve (ford's stuffed percepshrooms, Lil’ Gideons officially branded™ lil’ ol sweet potata casserole)

And obviously I would release this for free as a fan project, I'm just here for the love of the game lmao

Anyway, tell me if you're interested or have any suggestions. :)b

“if THAT’S a sin then EVERYBODY is going to hell” yes, you are beginning to understand

This is basically all of my siblings (myself included) when one of our family asks us to do literally anything

I just wanna hear more of Dipper being a Menace

alright fuck it yeah

𖠰 dip headcanons: menace edition 𖠰

𖠰 once he gets back to piedmont, dipper isn't exactly rebellious, but in gravity falls, he got very used to being the master of his own schedule -- going wherever he wanted, whenever he wanted, without adults -- and it absolutely becomes normal for him to just ignore whatever rules his parents try to set about curfew or supervision.

𖠰 dipper plays a game with mabel where he sticks things to the back of her sweaters and waits to see how many things he can put there until she notices. it drives her absolutely insane and usually ends with her attacking him via stuffed animals.

𖠰 if someone tells dip no, he often just quietly does it anyway. who's gonna stop him?

𖠰 one of the reasons he enjoys playing video games with pacifica on call during the non-summer months is the outlet for friendly bickering. like puppies biting each other's ears in an enclosure.

𖠰 as he gets older, dip always carries some kind of weapon on him: switchblade, swiss army knife -- even a box cutter at one point. he never knows what adventure he's going to get embroiled in next and refuses to get caught unawares.

𖠰 he loves responding to the question "dipdop, can you do me a favor" with a simple, "no" -- usually while he's already getting up to do mabel the favor.

𖠰 beware a bored dipper pines. if he's bored, he will make it everyone's problem. best to avoid him.

𖠰 he once nearly burned the kitchen down trying to warm up food. he's put metal in the microwave. he's burned himself on the oven. the kitchen is not a safe place for him.

𖠰 he writes in various codes and ciphers on his shoes, pants, takeout containers—mabel is confiscating his pens at this very moment.

𖠰 sometimes he cuts his own hair and it looks... not awesome. but he has curls so it hides a lot of the fuck ups. mostly.

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anyway, i could do this all day. i love this boy. enjoy!

we’ve all heard of the fake dating trope… but have u considered.. fake exes trope…..

‘my new romance-obsessed friend asked me who my last date was with and i was too embarrassed to say i’ve never been on a date so i blurted your name and it turns out they know you’ au

‘i didn’t want to tell my friend who my real date last night was so i just pointed at a random stranger (you) but now they’re storming over to interrogate you and you’re playing along??? okay’ au

‘a mutual friend tried to introduce us, but we already knew each other from LARPing but we’re both too embarrassed to admit that so i jokingly said we used to date and oh god now our friend wont stop interrogating us about it’ au

‘im egging your house for a dare but your parent is a cop and they’re yelling at me so i told them that you were my ex and you wronged me and now you’re coming outside and please go along with this i don’t want to go to jail’ au

‘my current partner is a huge asshole and i need a reason to break up with them so will you pretend to be my possessive and violent ex’ au

‘we’re contestants on a reality show and we kind of hate each other so the producers told us to pretend to be warring exes for the ratings so now we keep inventing crazier and crazier things the other did while we were dating’ au