Considering Making A GF Themed In-character Cookbook, Because I Love This Sort Of Thing And We're Probably

Considering making a GF themed in-character cookbook, because I love this sort of thing and we're probably never going to get an official one

A fan made page of Mabel's scrapbook, with a yellowed notebook page featuring a recipe by Stan and small notation by Dipper. It has cute breakfast themed stickers and a drawing of the buff waffle guard, along with a poloroid photo of Waddles the pig happily eating. It reads:
Breakfast! The most important meal of the day!
Syrup races, bacon, sugar frosted zodiac charms cereal- Who doesn't love breakfast? NOBODY that's who! So naturally, everyone wanted to contribute to the GREATEST PART OF THE COOKBOOK EVER! Even Grunkle Stan!

Grunkle Stan's recipe page has a doodle of him flipping pancakes with an apron that reads #1 chef. The recipe reads:

Stancakes
1 cup flour
3/4 cup milk
2 tbsp sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 egg

1. Mix the dry ingredients with the wet ingredients, stir until it's lumpy and gross looking. Scratch yourself aggressively. If hair gets in 'em, who cares?
2. Heat your pan with butter or cooking spray to medium.
3. Screw up your first pancake (It's tradition!) Feed that pancake to Waddles.
4. Pour batter into the pan, then flip when you see bubbles.
5. What do you need me to hold your hand for this? It's pancakes, c'mon!

The aside from Dipper reads: Surprisingly better than Greasey's! Even with all the hair...

The photo of Waddles reads: Yummy yummy for my fat lil' pig tummy!

The conceit being Mabel's putting together a recipe scrapbook before she leaves so she and Dipper can take home all the greasy garbage delicious food they ate that summer!

Ideas:

Canon foods like pitt cola, mabel juice, cookie chips and burrito bites

Everyone from Mayor Tyler to Wendy contribute! Bill might even hijack it for a spell with his own absolutely do not try at home recipes.

Where canon lets us down, themed foods characters would probably serve (ford's stuffed percepshrooms, Lil’ Gideons officially branded™ lil’ ol sweet potata casserole)

And obviously I would release this for free as a fan project, I'm just here for the love of the game lmao

Anyway, tell me if you're interested or have any suggestions. :)b

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cakeiscoolsblogthing

4 months ago

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55534525/chapters/159614359

Just wrote and posted the penultimate chapter of A Fight To Remember! It's the final battle!

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cakeiscoolsblogthing

3 months ago

Hey cake just wanna ask have you considered turning on custom tumblr url? https://chemicalarospec.tumblr.com/post/699113999506210816

I haven't, but I am now

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I haven’t read all of these Just tbob journal 3 guide to mystery and nonstop fun and Lost Legends I’m gonna go with Lost Legends It’s just really fun

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cakeiscoolsblogthing

4 months ago

headcanon: ellegaard once built an egg launching machine gun and absolutely demolished magnus with it after he called her 'elleggaard' one too many times, and as a result uncracked eggs are no longer allowed in boomtown

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cakeiscoolsblogthing

5 months ago

I got Silent Hill. All I know about it is that it is horror, therefore I will die.

Also Gravity Falls and the arcade from Wreck-It-Ralph were options???? I'm spinning the wheel again.

You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.

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cakeiscoolsblogthing

1 month ago

Im noticing a lot of spears in my direction Whats up with that

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