Story Time:

I decided to try writing horror.

I am having Regrets.

(I’m not going to stop though)

I loved Infinity Train! have some main casts boy I sure do wish there were twice as many seasons

Get a profile pic or I think you are a bot

Why do you think I'm a bot? But I'll try and get a profile pic. I'm a procrastinator though.

when the slow burn is so slow the characters have only talked to each other like twice before the author becomes an orphan account

I’ve read two different one shots with the premise that people at Dipper’s school don’t believe Pacifica exists lol

"alright dude, so you're flirting with a cute girl... who lives up in the pacific northwest... named pacifica northwest... and she's a rich teen pageant queen? she doesn't come visit you because her parents don't like you, right? even though she's got a private plane? no, no, dude we totally believe you, just making sure we have all the facts straight --"

It was just a theory I really have no idea what I'm doing.

Also I don't think he feels any healthy way about Ford in the book either. He calls him his "property" and even if he does care about Ford, I doubt it's in any sort of healthy way. (I think he was exaggerating or somehow changing the details of his time at O'Sadley's or wherever it was). Which really wasn't your point, I'm just saying lol.

will probably delete later, but I hope this is at least a little interesting to read? Just my take on why billford, less as a ship and more as a general relationship, gained so much traction. Maybe I’m just stupid and ignorant idk but anyway. Here

(Ps. I know in the show he doesn’t feel any sort of healthy way towards ford, but in the book of bill it is very clear that he is lying to himself about how he feels. ALSO it is important to know that he just feels sorry FOR HIMSELF after the fact because HE didn’t get what HE wanted. This ship is mainly based on theoretical stuff (imo))

I’m so glad that someone mentioned the humor in this game because the face of sheer disbelief Ivor makes when you choose to take out the Eversource crown/white pumpkin instead of the ender pearl in the Crown Mesa right before getting apprehended is God-tier comedy

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light mabel analysis just from the first episode of gravity falls

when dipper has just read "trust no one" she jumps out and spooks him to ask what he's looking at and when he hesitates there's a tone of surprised amusement in her voice when she asks "what you're actually not gonna show me?" which shows that they are really close and that he's likely never done that before

when she's hanging out with norman she says "daisies? you scoundrel!" and in flower language daisies represent innocence, purity, and cheerfulness. they are also commonly thrown at weddings

when she's in the woods with norman she's obviously disappointed that he's actually a bunch of gnomes but you can also tell she's deeply uncomfortable, for one because dipper was right and she feels she should have listened to him, and for two she was being taken advantage of! she's a 12 year old girl who got tricked by a bunch of men to marry them!!! and she feels like it's her fault for not listening to dipper (it's not her fault, sure she could have been more careful but that's exactly why they picked her )

when one of the gnomes latches onto dippers face she yells "i'll save you!" and punches the fuck out of the gnome. and when they are confronted at the shack she asks him "trust me dipper, just this once trust me" and uses the leafblower that she had earlier injured herself with by practice kissing to take out the gnomes, who she yells at for lying to her and for messing with her brother.

all of this just in the first episode alone shows who mabel is as a person, which is a funloving girl who cares about her brother immensely and also knows when to fuck shit up!!!!!!!! like damn!!! she's so cool!!!! and also a good precursor to irrational treasure, because had mabel not been silly she wouldn't have known to use the leafblower, as well as starting off they're mystery adventures by being what brought their first supernatural encounter on

I understand the instinct to make Modern Odysseus the type of guy who use's his son/wife's name as a password. he's definitely obsessed with them enough

but Odysseus is smart. he would never make his password something easy to guess and his son/wife's name is super easy to guess, especially since he'd talk about them extensively to every single person he met ever

instead I propose his password is something absurd, like 'olive tree' but using 'Penelope' as a cipher

Writing in pink cause it makes me feel cute ⭐✨